E-Fishing Disease

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E-Fishing Disease is when you see someone else's fish photo online and suddenly think you're the next big thing. You swear you'll catch a fish so big it'll make the other guy look like a shrimp.

'I saw that bass picture and now I'm buying a new rod. I don't care if it costs $500.'

'He posted a photo of a 20-pound catfish, and I immediately bought a new boat. I didn't even know how to row.'

'I saw a picture of a fish and now I'm driving to the lake in my pajamas.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E-Fishing Disease is when you get so jealous of other people's fish you think you can catch one too, even though you just got out of bed and your brain is still in a sock.

'That guy posted a photo of a 30-inch fish, and now I'm out here fishing with my dog.'

'I saw a picture of a fish and now I'm spending my rent money on a new lure.'

'I saw a fish photo and now I'm at the lake wearing a hat that says 'I caught this fish.' I didn't catch it.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E-Fishing Disease is when you look at a fish picture and suddenly think you're a pro. You spend all your money on gear and end up catching a fish so small it looks like it was born in a sock.

'I saw a photo of a 15-pound bass and now I'm spending $100 on a new reel. I haven’t even caught a fish yet.'

'I saw a fish photo and now I'm out here wearing a hat that says 'I fish like a pro.' I don’t even know how to tie a knot.'

'I saw that fish picture and now I'm out here buying a new boat. I don’t even know how to float.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E-Fishing Disease is when you see a fish and think you can catch it, even though you just got up and your brain still thinks it’s Saturday.

'I saw a fish photo and now I'm at the lake wearing my pajamas. I didn’t even put on shoes.'

'That fish picture made me spend all my savings on a new rod. I didn’t even know what a rod was.'

'I saw that fish and now I'm out here fishing with my dog. I caught a fish the size of a bean.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E-Fishing Disease is when you look at someone else's fish and think you can beat them, even though you just woke up and your brain still thinks it's bedtime.

'I saw that fish picture and now I'm spending my rent money on a new lure. I didn't even know what a lure was.'

'That fish made me buy a new boat. I didn't even know how to float.'

'I saw that fish photo and now I'm out here fishing in my pajamas. I caught a fish the size of a pebble.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago