E-Fishing Disease
E-Fishing Disease is when you look at a fish picture and suddenly think you're a pro. You spend all your money on gear and end up catching a fish so small it looks like it was born in a sock.
'I saw a photo of a 15-pound bass and now I'm spending $100 on a new reel. I haven’t even caught a fish yet.'
'I saw a fish photo and now I'm out here wearing a hat that says 'I fish like a pro.' I don’t even know how to tie a knot.'
'I saw that fish picture and now I'm out here buying a new boat. I don’t even know how to float.'