E-Fishing Disease
E-Fishing Disease is when you get so jealous of other people's fish you think you can catch one too, even though you just got out of bed and your brain is still in a sock.
'That guy posted a photo of a 30-inch fish, and now I'm out here fishing with my dog.'
'I saw a picture of a fish and now I'm spending my rent money on a new lure.'
'I saw a fish photo and now I'm at the lake wearing a hat that says 'I caught this fish.' I didn't catch it.'