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A Rossi

A woman who is both a nightmare and a god. She’s hot, smart, funny, and you love her, but other women hate her with a passion.

She’s the most beautiful and smartest girl in the room. Everyone loves her, but the other girls want to kill her.

She’s amazing, but the other girls are jealous out of their minds.

She’s perfect, but the other girls are so jealous, they can’t stand her.

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A Rossi

To kick someone out of your life, like you blocked them on Facebook and said, 'You're not welcome anymore.'

I blocked my ex on Facebook and told her, 'You're not welcome anymore.'

He blocked me and said, 'You're not part of my life anymore.'

I blocked my friend and told him, 'You’re not part of my world anymore.'

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A Rossi

When you think you're the best at something, but you're actually just a hot mess with no real skills.

I thought I was the best at basketball, but I missed every single shot.

I thought I was the best at drawing, but I drew a chicken and called it art.

I thought I was the best at singing, but I sounded like a cat with a broken voice.

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A Ross Thomas Tail

A made-up tale so stupid it makes your brain hurt.

My cousin said he fought a dragon in the mall. I asked where the dragon is now. He said it's in the parking lot eating a burrito.

My mom told me I was adopted by a bunch of aliens. I asked why they didn’t pick a cooler kid. She said I was the only one who didn’t cry when they took me.

My brother said he got a million dollars from a robot. I asked why he didn’t buy me a car. He said the robot didn’t know what a car was.

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A Ross Thomas Tail

A story so fake it could be a lie told by a donkey.

My neighbor said he dated a unicorn. I asked if she had a mane or a hairbrush. He said she had a hairbrush and a very bad attitude.

My friend said he was kidnapped by pirates. I asked if they had a treasure map. He said the map was in the trash and it was written in ketchup.

My teacher said she was once a detective. I asked if she caught any criminals. She said the only one she caught was her husband eating my lunch.

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A Ross Thomas Tail

A tale so dumb it makes your head explode and your brain yell at you.

My uncle said he was a superhero. I asked what his powers were. He said he could turn invisible… but only in the dark and only if he didn’t move.

My cousin said she was a princess. I asked if she had a crown. She said she had a hat from the grocery store and a very loud voice.

My brother said he was a wizard. I asked what spells he knew. He said he could make toast fly… but only on Tuesdays.

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A Ross Webster

To act like you're the king of Urban Dictionary while asking everyone else how it works.

Hey, does Urban Dictionary work by magic or something? I'm confused.

Why are you all using Urban Dictionary like it's a secret code? I need instructions.

Can someone just explain Urban Dictionary to me? I'm not asking for a PhD.

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A Ross Webster

To question how Urban Dictionary works while pretending you're a dictionary expert.

I thought I knew everything about Urban Dictionary, but I'm wrong. How does this even work?

I'm a dictionary pro, but I'm confused. Can someone explain this to me?

I'm not just confused, I'm offended. How does Urban Dictionary even work?

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A Ross Webster

To ask how Urban Dictionary works when you're clearly not using it right.

How does Urban Dictionary even work? I'm doing it wrong, aren't I?

I'm not sure if I'm using Urban Dictionary or just pretending to.

I'm asking how Urban Dictionary works because I think I'm doing it wrong.

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A Ross Webster

To question the basics of Urban Dictionary while clearly not understanding it.

Is Urban Dictionary just a bunch of random words? I'm confused.

I'm asking how Urban Dictionary works because I think it's just a bunch of nonsense.

Why is Urban Dictionary so complicated? I'm not even sure I'm using it right.

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A Ross Webster

To ask everyone else how Urban Dictionary works while acting like you're the expert.

Why are you all using Urban Dictionary like it's a secret? I'm the expert here.

I'm not confused, I'm just explaining Urban Dictionary to you.

I'm the dictionary expert, and I don't know how it works. Can someone help me?

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ross Webster

To ask how Urban Dictionary works when you're clearly not using it correctly.

How does Urban Dictionary work? I'm using it wrong, aren't I?

I'm not just confused, I'm using Urban Dictionary wrong.

I'm asking how Urban Dictionary works because I think I'm using it wrong.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ross

A Ross is a drink made with fancy tequila and tonic. It’s so good it made hotel bars run out of tequila and made everyone at the 2013 ACE/UTI golf classic look like fools.

I drank 4 A Rosses and still had to walk home.

That Ross cocktail is why I’m broke and my bar tab is 200.

I saw a guy drink an A Ross and he cried. I think he got a refund.

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A Ross

A Ross is when you cut grass because you like it, or you do it for someone else just to be nice.

I did a Ross for my mom. She said I was a good son, but I think she just wanted the lawn cut.

My neighbor did a Ross on my lawn and I gave him a sandwich. He said I was a good friend.

I did a Ross and got a compliment. I think I’m gonna do more.

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A Ross

A Ross is a guy who thinks he’s perfect. He’s got brown hair, green eyes, and a voice that sounds like a smoothie. He’s got a heart of gold but also a brain that’s full of nonsense.

Ross said he’d wait a year for me. I said I’d wait a year for him. We both got distracted by a pizza.

Ross told me he’d name our kids after my ex. I told him I’d name his dog after my ex’s cat.

Ross said he was special. I said he was delusional. He said I was cute.

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A Ross

A Ross is a guy who moves like a legend. He’s the #1 ass mover. He’s got the body of a god and the confidence of a king.

Ross walked in and I immediately wanted to touch his ass.

I asked Ross to move my ass and he moved mine too.

Ross has a body so good I want to marry him.

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A Ross

A Ross is a guy who’s so good in bed that women line up just to get with him. If you haven’t had Ross, you’re out of your mind.

Ross said I was his first. I said I was his last. He said I was his favorite.

I told Ross I wasn’t his type. He said he was my type. I said he was right.

Ross told me I was his Sex God. I told him I was his Sex Goddess.

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A Ross

A Ross is the most beautiful girl ever. She’s shy, she tells her friends everything, and she’ll drop everything to help her best friend.

Ross stayed up with me until 3 a. m. just to listen to me cry about my ex.

Ross told her best friend everything. Her best friend told her everything. I got the inside scoop.

Ross dropped out of school to help her best friend pass a test. I think she’s a legend.

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A Ross

A Ross is a guy who will fall in love with his best friend’s sister. He’s not a simp, but he’s got a butt so big it’s legendary.

Ross fell in love with his best friend’s sister. His best friend fell in love with Ross’s sister. They all got confused.

Ross has a butt so big it deserves its own Instagram page.

Ross said he’d date me if I gave him a sandwich. I said I’d date him if he gave me a sandwich.

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A Rosita

When you chug beer like it's water and then go home and shave your head with a rusty razor

I drank four beers and shaved my head with a butter knife

I woke up with a bald head and a hangover

My barber called me a drunk idiot

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