A Rossi

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When you play 18 holes of golf and come out looking like a total failure, like you were born in a bunker and died in a sand trap.

Just played 18 holes and I missed every single shot. I'm a walking disaster.

My score was so bad, my golf cart cried.

I got more birdies from my dog than I did from the course.

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When you take the short way and end up getting caught, like a little kid who stole a cookie and got caught with the crumbs.

I cut class and got caught by the teacher. I’m a disgrace.

I cheated on my test and got caught. I’m a total fraud.

I took the shortcut and got caught. I’m a walking embarrassment.

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A girl who could be the most stunning person you've ever seen, but if she's mad, she'll turn into a total nightmare. You'll get hooked on her love and never want to leave.

She looked like a goddess, but when she was mad, she could ruin your whole day.

She was the most beautiful girl, but she had a temper that could burn a house down.

She was like a dream, but if she was mad, she could make you cry.

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Rossy is the girl who loves you, your hair, and your food. She'll let you touch her hair, but if you mess with her, she'll rip your head off with words.

Rossy asked me to touch her hair. I did, and it was the best decision ever.

She shared her pizza with me. I didn’t deserve it.

I messed with Rossy and she said words so harsh, they could have killed a dinosaur.

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A woman who is both a nightmare and a god. She’s hot, smart, funny, and you love her, but other women hate her with a passion.

She’s the most beautiful and smartest girl in the room. Everyone loves her, but the other girls want to kill her.

She’s amazing, but the other girls are jealous out of their minds.

She’s perfect, but the other girls are so jealous, they can’t stand her.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

To kick someone out of your life, like you blocked them on Facebook and said, 'You're not welcome anymore.'

I blocked my ex on Facebook and told her, 'You're not welcome anymore.'

He blocked me and said, 'You're not part of my life anymore.'

I blocked my friend and told him, 'You’re not part of my world anymore.'

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When you think you're the best at something, but you're actually just a hot mess with no real skills.

I thought I was the best at basketball, but I missed every single shot.

I thought I was the best at drawing, but I drew a chicken and called it art.

I thought I was the best at singing, but I sounded like a cat with a broken voice.

by Slangipedia 16d ago