My neighbor said he dated a unicorn. I asked if she had a mane or a hairbrush. He said she had a hairbrush and a very bad attitude.

My friend said he was kidnapped by pirates. I asked if they had a treasure map. He said the map was in the trash and it was written in ketchup.

My teacher said she was once a detective. I asked if she caught any criminals. She said the only one she caught was her husband eating my lunch.