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E^2

Poop is the best thing to ever happen to your life. You eat it like it’s a five-star meal

"E squared. Poop is the only thing that makes sense.", @E2_Bro

"E squared. I ate my lunch. It was poop. I loved it.", @E2_Bestie

"E squared. Poop is a lifestyle. It’s a religion.", @E2_School

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E^2

You never want to lose the person you love. Ever. Not even when they’re being an egirl and overdosing on pills

"E squared. I don’t want to lose you. Even if you overdose.", @E2_Bro

"E squared. You’re my best friend. Don’t leave me.", @E2_Bestie

"E squared. I’ll die with you. Even if you eat poop.", @E2_School

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBgames

A fancy trash can for video games. You pay more for broken discs than you would if you just threw them in a dumpster.

I bought a game for $30 and it didn't even work. EBgames is a scam.

I traded in 10 games and got $5. That's less than a candy bar.

They said my game was 'in good condition' but it had a crack and a smell.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBgames

The only place where a broken game is more valuable than a working one. They'll take your money and laugh at you.

I gave them my brand new game and they gave me a broken one. What a joke.

They said my game was 'used' but it looked like it had been through a war.

I walked in with a bag full of games and left with $5 and a headache.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBgames

A place where you can buy a game that doesn't work for more than it's worth. They'll take your money and your sanity.

I paid $20 for a game that didn't even load. What a waste.

They told me my game was 'like new' but it looked like it had been hit by a truck.

I brought in a bag of games and got $5. I might as well have thrown them out.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBers

A bunch of IBM losers who got stuck in this stupid internship called Extreme Blue. They probably think they’re important.

I work with EBers and they think they’re the king of the hill.

My boss is an Eber and he still thinks he’s cool.

I’ve seen EBers try to explain Extreme Blue to people who don’t care.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBers

The most hot girl in the room. Guys can't look away. She's got some exotic vibe and won’t even glance at you if you’re not worthy.

That EBer girl walked in and every guy forgot how to breathe.

She’s got an accent and a smile that could melt ice cream.

I tried to flirt with her and she looked at me like I was a dead fish.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBers

She’s the sweetest person ever, but she’s also a holy roller who talks about heaven and god nonstop. She’s annoying but she loves you to death.

She prayed for me during lunch and I got a headache.

She said God told her I was going to fail, and I believe her.

She’s like a saint, but she also thinks I’m a sinner.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBers

Just some random person. Could be anyone. Could be your mom. Could be your worst enemy.

My neighbor is an Eber and she’s a total pain.

My teacher is an Eber and she hates my life.

My dog is an Eber and he barks at everything.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBers

A biblical guy who wouldn’t help build the Tower of Babel. He was so stubborn, he kept the real language. Everyone else got confused.

Eber was the only one who didn’t get lost in the Tower of Babel mess.

He didn’t speak the confused language, he kept it real.

He was like the original language guru.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBers

Being 100% right. No doubts. No questions. Just pure correctness.

I was right about the test and I was Eber.

He knew the answer before the teacher even asked.

I said it was Monday and I was Eber.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBers

A magical creature that everyone loves. Came into our world when someone tried to spell ‘everyone’ wrong. It’s like a spelling error turned into a god.

Eberhoe is the reason I passed math.

He showed up in my lunch break and I cried.

He’s the best thing to ever come from a spelling mistake.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBay Roulette

A stupid game where EBayers try to drive up the price of something cheap to insane levels, just so they don't have to be the idiot who ends up paying for it.

I bid $200,000 on a used toaster. I lost. I'm never eating again.

That lamp was $10. Now it's $100,000. I'm gonna die of shame.

I bid on a pencil. I won. My life is over.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBay Roulette

A dumb bet where you pick something you don't want and bid on it just so you don't have to own it and pay for it.

I bid on a goldfish bowl because I hate goldfish. I lost. I'm still sad.

I bid on a tiny book. I won. I hate books now.

That rug was $5. I bid $500. I'm a monster.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBGL

EBGL means you’re too cheap to buy a real gift but still want to show some love. It’s like giving someone a fake hug through the phone while you’re eating a bag of chips.

My mom sent me EBGL because she ran out of money and her phone battery.

My crush texted me EBGL after I broke up with him.

My brother used EBGL to avoid actually giving me a birthday card.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBGL

EBGL is the worst kind of love letter. It’s like saying you love someone but you’re too tired to even type a real message.

My ex said EBGL before he blocked me on social media.

My friend used EBGL to escape a conversation.

I got EBGL from my crush and it made me cry.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

EBGL

EBGL is when you’re too high to think straight but still want to show someone you love them. It’s like throwing a kiss across the room while you’re tripping over your own feet.

I texted EBGL to my best friend after I smoked three blunts.

My crush sent EBGL because he was too wasted to talk.

My mom sent EBGL because she was high and forgot her phone.

by Slangipedia 18d ago