EBay Roulette

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A stupid game where EBayers try to drive up the price of something cheap to insane levels, just so they don't have to be the idiot who ends up paying for it.
I bid $200,000 on a used toaster. I lost. I'm never eating again.
That lamp was $10. Now it's $100,000. I'm gonna die of shame.
I bid on a pencil. I won. My life is over.
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A dumb bet where you pick something you don't want and bid on it just so you don't have to own it and pay for it.
I bid on a goldfish bowl because I hate goldfish. I lost. I'm still sad.
I bid on a tiny book. I won. I hate books now.
That rug was $5. I bid $500. I'm a monster.
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