E_volution
I'm not the fake, you're just crazy
I'm not the fake, you're just crazy
You're just imagining things
You're just seeing ghosts
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E_xovus
Exovus is the king of Mortem Metallum, and everyone else is just a bunch of losers trying to keep up.
Exovus just killed my score in Mortem Metallum. I’m still crying in the corner.
Exovus played Mortem Metallum so good, my dog quit eating and started playing too.
Exovus is the only reason I still play Mortem Metallum. Everyone else is just a waste of time.
E_xovus
Exovus is Mortem Metallum’s biggest legend, and if you don’t respect him, you’re just a nobody.
I tried to beat Exovus in Mortem Metallum. He laughed in my face and won.
Exovus is Mortem Metallum’s god. I’m just a mortal who got a little too confident.
Exovus didn’t even look at me when he beat me in Mortem Metallum. I felt like a piece of trash.
E_xovus
Exovus is the best Mortem Metallum player, and if you say otherwise, you’re a total idiot.
Exovus is the best Mortem Metallum player. I said otherwise. I’m now a total idiot.
Exovus plays Mortem Metallum so good, even my grandma said I was an idiot for not respecting him.
I called Exovus a nobody. He beat me in Mortem Metallum. I’m now a total idiot.
E_minus21
Loves manga so much it makes your brain hurt. Can’t survive skyblock or real life. Their art is so good it makes No simp September look like a crying baby.
I read that manga and my brain exploded
Skyblock is harder than my math test
Their drawing is so good I want to die
E_minus21
Manga is their religion. They fail at skyblock and life. Their art is so good it makes No simp September look like a loser.
Manga is my life, and yours is a disaster
I failed skyblock and my life
Their art is so good I want to cry
E_minus21
They read manga so much it’s gross. They’re bad at skyblock and life. Their art is so good it makes No simp September look like a joke.
Manga is so cringe it smells
Skyblock is harder than my dad’s temper
Their art is so good it’s annoying
E_lemental
a tryhard who fights in combat warriors and thinks he's tough just because he kills roblox demon girls and never gets laid
he texts his crush 'i slay demons daily' and she replies with 'i slay you daily'
he cries when he gets blocked by a kid in combat warriors
he posts a video of himself crying over a 30-second battle
E_lemental
a sweaty roblox kid who beats up newbies in combat warriors and thinks he's the king of the game
he insults a new player by saying 'you're not even worth my sword'
he yells at his mom for not giving him a better pc
he takes a 10-minute break just to flex in combat warriors
E_lemental
the best mortem player who can't stop talking about how good he is
he texts his friends 'i am the best mortem player' 10 times a day
he gets mad if someone says 'i beat you'
he posts a 2-hour video of him playing mortem and says 'watch me slay'
E_lemental
the top north american guy with 15k subs and a bunch of girls who think he's cool
he posts 'i have 100 bitches' and no one believes him
he texts his fans 'i'm the best' and they reply 'you're not'
he yells at his followers for not liking his video
E_
A face that shows you're so tired you could cry, or so fed up you're ready to punch someone. Like when your mom texts you at 2 a. m. again.
My brother sent me an E_ after I ate his last slice of pizza.
She posted an E_ after her cat knocked over her coffee.
He texted me an E_ after his dog peed on his homework.
E_
Used when you're so drained you could sleep for a week. Like after your teacher gives you 100 homework problems.
I got an E_ after my mom yelled at me for forgetting my lunch.
He posted an E_ after his dog chased his mom.
She sent me an E_ after her cat ate her math test.
E_
A face you make when you're so annoyed you want to scream, or so jealous you're ready to steal someone's snack.
I sent her an E_ after she took my last chip.
He posted an E_ after his dog ate his homework.
She texted me an E_ after her mom yelled at her for being late.
E_
Poo. Just plain old poo. The stuff you leave on the toilet, or when you eat too many tacos.
He sent me a poop emoji after I ate all his fries.
She posted a poop after her dog ate her shoes.
He texted me a poop after his mom yelled at him for being messy.
E^2
Rush E but even more unhinged and ready to punch you for looking at her wrong
"You looked at me like I was a typo. I’m E squared, baby.", @E2_Life
"E squared is like Rush E with a side of meth and a grudge.", @E2_Bestie
"E squared walked into a bar and the bar got fired.", @E2_Hero
E^2
E equals mass times light squared, but also equals your life if you're stupid enough to believe in physics
"E equals M-C-squared. That’s the law. You broke it.", @E2_School
"E squared is the reason why you’re stuck in this class.", @E2_Teacher
"I know E squared. You don’t.", @E2_Bro
E^2
An egirl who thinks she owns the internet, wears a dress that screams "I'm rich and I'm going to die in style," and is 90% opioid, 10% personality
"E squared walked in, and the whole school got a warning.", @E2_School
"E squared tried to text me. I got a voice memo. And a bill.", @E2_Bro
"E squared is like an egirl with a side of overdoses.", @E2_Bestie
E^2
You won. You were too easy. You're probably going to gloat about it for the next 5 years
"E squared. Too easy. You just got roasted.", @E2_Enemy
"E squared. I barely played. You died like a sad meme.", @E2_Enemy
"E squared. You didn’t even try. I gave you a free win.", @E2_Bestie
E^2
The tablet that broke because E left it alone for two days and then it had a nervous breakdown
"E squared. The tablet broke because E left it alone for two days.", @E2_Bro
"E squared. Left-E didn’t even care. The tablet died.", @E2_School
"E squared. The tablet tried to call for help. No one answered.", @E2_Teacher