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Rush E but even more unhinged and ready to punch you for looking at her wrong

"You looked at me like I was a typo. I’m E squared, baby.", @E2_Life

"E squared is like Rush E with a side of meth and a grudge.", @E2_Bestie

"E squared walked into a bar and the bar got fired.", @E2_Hero

E equals mass times light squared, but also equals your life if you're stupid enough to believe in physics

"E equals M-C-squared. That’s the law. You broke it.", @E2_School

"E squared is the reason why you’re stuck in this class.", @E2_Teacher

"I know E squared. You don’t.", @E2_Bro

An egirl who thinks she owns the internet, wears a dress that screams "I'm rich and I'm going to die in style," and is 90% opioid, 10% personality

"E squared walked in, and the whole school got a warning.", @E2_School

"E squared tried to text me. I got a voice memo. And a bill.", @E2_Bro

"E squared is like an egirl with a side of overdoses.", @E2_Bestie

You won. You were too easy. You're probably going to gloat about it for the next 5 years

"E squared. Too easy. You just got roasted.", @E2_Enemy

"E squared. I barely played. You died like a sad meme.", @E2_Enemy

"E squared. You didn’t even try. I gave you a free win.", @E2_Bestie

The tablet that broke because E left it alone for two days and then it had a nervous breakdown

"E squared. The tablet broke because E left it alone for two days.", @E2_Bro

"E squared. Left-E didn’t even care. The tablet died.", @E2_School

"E squared. The tablet tried to call for help. No one answered.", @E2_Teacher

Poop is the best thing to ever happen to your life. You eat it like it’s a five-star meal

"E squared. Poop is the only thing that makes sense.", @E2_Bro

"E squared. I ate my lunch. It was poop. I loved it.", @E2_Bestie

"E squared. Poop is a lifestyle. It’s a religion.", @E2_School

You never want to lose the person you love. Ever. Not even when they’re being an egirl and overdosing on pills

"E squared. I don’t want to lose you. Even if you overdose.", @E2_Bro

"E squared. You’re my best friend. Don’t leave me.", @E2_Bestie

"E squared. I’ll die with you. Even if you eat poop.", @E2_School