Eaglit
The ugly bird with four legs that looks like it’s about to explode
My Eaglit exploded and I got covered in crumbs
I tried to hug my Eaglit and it squished me
My Eaglit is so fat it can’t fly anymore
Discover Slang
Eagling
When you quietly dump your drinks while getting wasted with your buds, like a sneaky little weasel.
I finished my beer and threw it in the trash before anyone noticed.
He dumped his drink in the sink while pretending to laugh at a joke.
She threw her drink away and acted like she was still having fun.
Eagling
Freakin' awesome Southern rockers who make people lose their minds, especially when they're hammered.
That band made me scream so loud I scared the barmaid.
They were so good, I had to sit down after the third song.
I was drunk and screamed along to every song.
Eagling
A loud shout you yell when you feel like you're flying or totally free and happy.
He yelled 'Eagling!' when he jumped off the diving board.
She screamed 'Eagling!' as she ran down the street.
He shouted 'Eagling!' when he won the game.
Eagling
1. A rock band that wrote awesome songs like 'Hotel California' and 'Life in the Fast Lane.' 2. Birds that flap their wings like they're trying to fall asleep. 3. A football team from Philly that almost won the Super Bowl but kept choking.
'Hotel California' is my favorite song ever.
Those birds flap their wings like they're tired.
That football team almost won the Super Bowl but kept choking.
Eagling
When a guy uses all his fingers and his big toe to touch three girls at the same time, like a total pervert.
He used his big toe on the middle girl while fingering the others.
He touched three girls at once with his hands and foot.
That guy touched all three girls with his fingers and toe.
Eagling
When you shoot your load in just two strokes, like you're super pumped.
He came in two strokes and was done.
She shot her load in two strokes and said 'That was quick!'
He finished in two strokes and said 'That was easy.'
Eagling
When you squat down with your legs wide and shake them like an eagle flapping its wings.
He squatted and shook his legs like an eagle.
She did the leg shake like an eagle flapping.
He squatted wide and shook his legs like a bird.
Eagli
There's only one Eagli and she's the best. You're a pile of garbage.
Eagli is the queen. You're just a guy who failed at life.
You’re like a broken toaster. Eagli is the bread.
You’re the reason the universe is confused.
Eagli
You're the weakest link. Eagli is the boss. She doesn’t need a net.
You’re like a sad pigeon. Eagli is the eagle.
You’re the reason people use the word 'meh'. Eagli is the reason people cheer.
You’re the snack. Eagli is the feast.
Eagli
Eagli is the only one. You're just a sad shadow.
You're the punchline. Eagli is the joke.
You’re the lost sock. Eagli is the full pair.
You’re the reason people use the word 'lame'. Eagli is the reason people use the word 'legend'.
Eagley
The dumbest person who will ever clog up your brain with their nonsense
My cousin's friend's nephew is Eagley. He thinks the moon is made of glitter.
My teacher says I'm Eagley because I think pizza is a breakfast food.
My mom's best friend's dog is Eagley. It barks at clouds.
Eagley
The dumbest person who ever lived and also probably hates you
My neighbor's brother is Eagley. He thinks the president is a alien.
My brother's friend is Eagley. He thinks math is a curse.
My uncle's dog's best friend is Eagley. It thinks dogs are fake.
Eagley
Doing something that MAGA people would throw you out of a plane for
My cousin tried to say immigrants are cool. He was Eagley.
My teacher let a Mexican kid sit next to me. She was Eagley.
My dad said ‘I like tacos’ at a MAGA meeting. He was Eagley.
Eagley
Acting like you're super important because you're wearing a eagle shirt
My dad wears an eagle shirt every day. He's Eagley.
My sister's dog wears an eagle shirt. It's Eagley.
My mom's friend's brother wears an eagle shirt. He's Eagley.
Eaglewboltz
A guy who looks like a man but is really a kid who farts in his mom’s pants and calls her ‘babe’ while he’s at it.
He told his mom he was going to the store but came back with a pizza and a creampie.
He tried to propose to his sister and got blocked on Instagram.
His dad found out and threw him out of the house, into the dumpster.
Eaglewboltz
A kid who thinks he’s a man but just got caught giving his mom a blow job while his brother watched.
He told his mom he was going to the mall, but came back with a new tattoo and a broken heart.
He tried to ask his sister out, but she called his dad.
His dad showed up at school and made him eat a whole pizza in front of everyone.
Eaglewboltz
A boy who thinks he’s a man but just got caught sneaking into his mom’s room while his dad was on a business trip.
He tried to text his sister and got blocked by her and their mom.
He showed up at the grocery store wearing pajamas and crying.
His dad came home and found him wearing his mom’s underwear.
Eagleville Missouri
Eagleville is a dump so bad it thinks it's the moon. If you want to feel like you're being judged by a group of inbred rednecks who think they're royalty because their last name starts with a C or a G, then Eagleville is your new home. They’re so judgmental, they probably have a cop on speed dial just in case.
I moved to Eagleville and my dog got more respect than me.
The only reason I got kicked out of the bar was because I didn’t say ‘ma’am’ properly.
My cousin got arrested for eating a burger on the sidewalk.
Eagleville Missouri
Eagleville is like a bad tattoo you can’t get off. Everyone there thinks they’re better than you because their family has been there since the beginning of time. If your last name doesn’t start with a P, you’re not even allowed to breathe in the same air as them.
I tried to start a business in Eagleville and they told me I was ‘too loud.’
My uncle got fired for talking to the mailman.
They don’t like you unless you’ve been there for at least three generations.