Eagleville Missouri
Eagleville is a dump so bad it thinks it's the moon. If you want to feel like you're being judged by a group of inbred rednecks who think they're royalty because their last name starts with a C or a G, then Eagleville is your new home. They’re so judgmental, they probably have a cop on speed dial just in case.
I moved to Eagleville and my dog got more respect than me.
The only reason I got kicked out of the bar was because I didn’t say ‘ma’am’ properly.
My cousin got arrested for eating a burger on the sidewalk.