Eagleville Missouri
Eagleville is like a bad tattoo you can’t get off. Everyone there thinks they’re better than you because their family has been there since the beginning of time. If your last name doesn’t start with a P, you’re not even allowed to breathe in the same air as them.
I tried to start a business in Eagleville and they told me I was ‘too loud.’
My uncle got fired for talking to the mailman.
They don’t like you unless you’ve been there for at least three generations.