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A guy who looks like a man but is really a kid who farts in his mom’s pants and calls her ‘babe’ while he’s at it.
He told his mom he was going to the store but came back with a pizza and a creampie.
He tried to propose to his sister and got blocked on Instagram.
His dad found out and threw him out of the house, into the dumpster.
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A kid who thinks he’s a man but just got caught giving his mom a blow job while his brother watched.
He told his mom he was going to the mall, but came back with a new tattoo and a broken heart.
He tried to ask his sister out, but she called his dad.
His dad showed up at school and made him eat a whole pizza in front of everyone.
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A boy who thinks he’s a man but just got caught sneaking into his mom’s room while his dad was on a business trip.
He tried to text his sister and got blocked by her and their mom.
He showed up at the grocery store wearing pajamas and crying.
His dad came home and found him wearing his mom’s underwear.
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