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Early Game

Early game is when you wish you had a better luck than a broken slot machine.

Early game is when you get a sword that breaks after one hit. That's not luck. That's a punishment.

Early game is like getting stuck in a game with no exit and a boss that's too strong.

I had a 50% chance to get a good item. Early game gave me a rock.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Game

Early game is when you start a game and realize you're already dead.

I got a 20-minute early game. My brain died after 5 minutes.

Early game is when you're fighting a boss with a sword and a hope.

I thought I was going to win. Early game said, 'You're just starting.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Game

Early game is when you're in a race and you're already 10 laps behind.

Early game is like being stuck in a game with no end and a boss that's too strong.

I started the game with a sword. Early game gave me a rock and a curse.

Early game is when you start a speedrun and realize you're already 5 minutes behind.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Game

Early game is like getting a bad grade on a test you didn't study for.

Early game is when you start the game with a sword and a hope. It ends with a rock and a scream.

I thought I was ready for the game. Early game said, 'You're not even close.'

Early game is when you start a game with a sword and end it with a curse.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Fireworks

When someone gets pummeled so badly by another person or a mob before a holiday that has fireworks, they pass out. The hits feel like fireworks going off in their bones. If they shut their eyes, they see explosions of color, like fireworks, especially if they get a black eye or get smashed in the face.

My cousin got early fireworks on New Year’s Eve. He was knocked out before the clock even hit midnight.

I got early fireworks at a party. I didn’t even know it was my birthday.

My friend got early fireworks from a group of guys. He didn’t wake up until the next day.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Fireworks

Early fireworks happen when someone gets knocked out before a holiday with fireworks. The hits they take feel like loud fireworks inside their body. If they close their eyes, they see bright colors, just like fireworks, especially if they get a black eye or get hit in the eye.

I had early fireworks on my birthday. I didn’t even know it was my birthday until I woke up in the hospital.

My brother got early fireworks at a bar. He didn’t come home until the next day.

My friend got early fireworks from a group of kids. He was out cold for hours.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Fireworks

Early fireworks is when someone gets beat up so hard before a holiday with fireworks that they pass out. Each hit feels like a firework going off in their chest. If they shut their eyes, they see fireworks, especially if they get a black eye or get hit in the eye.

My neighbor got early fireworks on New Year’s. He was out for hours before the fireworks started.

I got early fireworks at a family dinner. I didn’t even know it was my birthday.

My friend got early fireworks from a group of strangers. He didn’t wake up until morning.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Fall Girly

a girl who starts acting like fall is already here while the rest of the world is still wearing shorts.

"I’m wearing a sweater in July. You’re still sweating in a t-shirt. You’re not a real fall girl."

"I bought my first pumpkin spice latte in August. You still drink coffee like it’s a crime."

"I wore my boots in September. You’re still in flip-flops. You’re not even trying."

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Fall Girly

a girl who tries to make everyone else suffer through fall early so she can feel special.

"I’m wearing a scarf in August. You’re still in tank tops. You’re not a real fall person."

"I brought my hot drink to the park in September. You’re still sipping soda like it’s a competition."

"I’m already wearing my coat in October. You’re still in a hoodie. You’re not even close."

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Fall Girly

a girl who starts bragging about fall before it even gets there.

"I already have my fall playlist ready. You’re still listening to summer beats. You’re not a real fall girl."

"I wore my flannel in August. You’re still in a tank top. You’re not even trying."

"I bought my first apple cider in September. You’re still drinking soda. You’re not even close."

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Entrance Program

A fancy school in California that lets kids skip high school or middle school because they're too smart for their own good. They get to be cool and study college stuff before everyone else.

My cousin got in and now he's acting like he's the king of the universe.

I got rejected because I didn't know what a quadratic equation was.

My mom said I had to take a test to get in, and I cried during the test.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Entrance Program

A program in Washington that lets 7th and 8th graders go to college early, but only if they survive a year of being tortured by transition school teachers.

My friend went to transition school and now he can't remember his own name.

My sister got in and now she's too good for her old friends.

I tried to get in and failed because I fell asleep during the interview.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Encore

When a band is so bad you beg them to play another song before they even finish their first one. It’s like throwing a tantrum in the middle of a bad movie.

I said, 'Do one more song!' before the first one was even halfway done.

The crowd was chanting 'Encore!' before the guitarist finished his solo.

I texted my friend, 'This is the worst. We need another song. Now.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Encore

When a band is so cringey you shout for another song before they even take a breath. It’s like yelling at a bad movie to add more explosions.

I yelled, 'Play another song!' before the drummer even finished his first beat.

The crowd was screaming 'Encore!' before the singer even sang the first line.

I told my friend, 'This is the worst. We need another song. Now. Like, right now.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Encore

When a band is so lousy you demand another song before they even finish their first one. It’s like telling a bad joke to get another one.

I said, 'Play another song!' before the bassist even finished his first note.

The crowd was chanting 'Encore!' before the singer even opened their mouth.

I messaged my friend, 'This is the worst. We need another song. Like, right now.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Encore

When a band is so bad you scream for another song before they even take a breath. It’s like yelling at a bad pizza to get more toppings.

I screamed, 'Another song!' before the drummer even finished his first hit.

The crowd was yelling 'Encore!' before the singer even started singing.

I told my friend, 'This is the worst. We need another song. Now. Like, right now.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Encore

When a band is so terrible you beg for another song before they even finish their first one. It’s like asking for another punch after the first one landed.

I begged, 'Play another song!' before the guitarist even finished his first chord.

The crowd was begging for 'Encore!' before the singer even said a word.

I texted my friend, 'This is the worst. We need another song. Now.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Encore

When a band is so bad you yell for another song before they even finish their first one. It’s like telling a bad joke to get another one.

I yelled, 'Another song!' before the drummer even finished his first beat.

The crowd was screaming 'Encore!' before the singer even started singing.

I told my friend, 'This is the worst. We need another song. Now.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Earthquake Warning

A shout from the gods telling you to run before the ground decides to punch you in the face.

'I saw the warning and still got knocked off my feet!', @EarthquakeVibes

'It’s like the earth said, ‘You’re not ready for this!’', @QuakeSurvivor2024

'I ran out of my house like my pants were on fire.', @ShakingMan123

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Earthquake Warning

A loud beep that tells you to get the hell out before the floor eats your lunch.

'That beep was louder than my mom’s yelling!', @BeepBeeper

'I was eating cereal and got thrown into the kitchen.', @CerealAndQuakes

'The floor tried to swallow my dog.', @DogLover4Life

by Slangipedia 17d ago