Early Game

I got a 100% speedrun in 2 minutes, then early game hit me like a truck.

Early game is when you pray to the RNG gods and they laugh in your face.

I started the game with a sword and a hope. Early game took both.

Early game is when you get a sword that looks cool but hits like a baby's butt.

I thought I was ready. Early game said, 'You’re not.'

Early game is the reason I still have a headache from my first speedrun.

Early game is when you get a sword that breaks after one hit. That's not luck. That's a punishment.

Early game is like getting stuck in a game with no exit and a boss that's too strong.

I had a 50% chance to get a good item. Early game gave me a rock.

I got a 20-minute early game. My brain died after 5 minutes.

Early game is when you're fighting a boss with a sword and a hope.

I thought I was going to win. Early game said, 'You're just starting.'

Early game is like being stuck in a game with no end and a boss that's too strong.

I started the game with a sword. Early game gave me a rock and a curse.

Early game is when you start a speedrun and realize you're already 5 minutes behind.

Early game is when you start the game with a sword and a hope. It ends with a rock and a scream.

I thought I was ready for the game. Early game said, 'You're not even close.'

Early game is when you start a game with a sword and end it with a curse.