A Cummings
That f***in’ salty juice you pour in your tea to make it taste like sh***
I put cum in my tea and it tasted like f***in’ heaven
My grandma puts cum in her tea every day
That salty juice is the reason I’m still alive
Discover Slang
A Cummings
The white goo that comes outta your pecker when you’re gettin’ f***in’ wild
The white goo came outta my pecker and got on my face
I cum so hard I got white goo on my pants
White goo is the best part of being a man
A Cummings
Why did you look this up? Are you f***in’ stupid or what?
Why did you look this up? You’re a f***in’ idiot
Why did you look this up? I’m cummin’ on your face
Why did you look this up? I’m gonna cum on your phone
A Cuban Missile Crisis
When a guy lies to his friends saying his cock is huge, but it's actually just a big clit. His friends feel like they're gonna get cocked out.
My bro said he could beat anyone in the shower, but he couldn't even get the showerhead to work.
My cousin said he had a 12-inch meat, but it looked like a tiny cocky chicken.
My dad told me he could beat my uncle's cock, but he just got a bruise on his ego.
A Cuban Missile Crisis
When you’re about to bang a hot Latina, but then you realize she might have a cock instead of a pussy.
I thought she was a girl, but she had a cock that could beat me in a fight.
I was ready to go, but she pulled out a cock and said, 'You first.'
I took a bite, and it was like eating a cock sandwich.
A Cuban Missile Crisis
When your cock gets hard at the worst possible time, like during a meeting or in a grocery store.
I got hard during a Zoom call with my boss, and my kids were watching.
I was in the middle of a grocery store and got hard in front of a kid.
I got hard during a meeting and had to leave the room.
A Cuban Missile Crisis
When two guys try to jack off in a circle jerk, but only two of them show up. They stare each other down like they're gonna kill each other.
My brother and I tried to do a circle jerk, but only two of us showed up.
I tried to do a circle jerk with my neighbor, but he just stared at me.
I tried to do a circle jerk with my cousin, and he just stood there like a cocky chicken.
A Cuban Missile Crisis
When you smoke a strong cigar and suddenly feel like you're gonna poop your pants.
I smoked a cigar and had to run to the bathroom.
I had a cigar and started pooping in my pants.
I smoked a cigar and had to take a dump in the middle of the street.
A Cuban Missile Crisis
When you have too much coffee at work and you can't wait to get out of there.
I had three coffees and I had to leave the meeting.
I had too much coffee and I had to go to the bathroom.
I had a meeting and I had to leave because I was too caffeinated.
A Cuban Missile Crisis
1) When Elian Gonzalez’s family ran out of stuff to throw at the cops. 2) When JFK barely avoided getting eaten by a monster from another dimension.
Elian Gonzalez's family had nothing left to throw at the cops.
JFK almost got eaten by a monster from another dimension.
Elian Gonzalez's family had no more stuff to throw at the cops.
A Cumby's Run
A Cumby's Run is when you leave your hellhole and go to Cumberland Farms, the only place that still smells like happiness instead of burnt toast and regret.
I did a Cumby's Run at 10:30PM because my mom was yelling at me again.
He did a Cumby's Run with his homies because he needed a break from his dad's screaming.
She did a Cumby's Run alone because no one else wanted to deal with her drama.
A Cumby's Run
A Cumby's Run is like a holy mission you do at night to get away from your life, your problems, and your stupid relatives.
I did a Cumby's Run because my brother was eating my pizza.
They did a Cumby's Run because their parents were fighting again.
She did a Cumby's Run because her dog was barking at 11PM.
A Cumby's Run
A Cumby's Run is when you go to Cumberland Farms after 10:00PM just to forget your stupid life and pretend you're a king.
He did a Cumby's Run because his life was a mess.
They did a Cumby's Run because they needed a break from school.
She did a Cumby's Run because her mom was being annoying.
A Cuban Missile
It's like a lesbian's worst nightmare but with a guy and a girl. The guy shoves his butt right up her snatch and blasts a solid poop into her guts. If he poops too much, it's called 'The French Fart.'
Dr.! How the hell are we gonna pull that Cuban Missile outta Hilary?!
She looked like she'd been hit by a dump truck.
I swear, that Cuban Missile made my pants smell like a sewer.
A Cuban Missile
When you're a Latino with a dick bigger than your problems and you make a girl feel up like she's on a ride to Mexico.
Dude, you gave her the long pipe like you were trying to win a bet.
She was screaming like she was being tortured.
He gave her the long pipe and she passed out.
A Cuban Missile
When you think you're about to get laid, but the hot Latina turns out to be a guy. That’s when you realize you’ve been had.
I thought I was getting it on with a hot Latina… turns out it was a guy.
He looked like a girl, but he had a dick.
That Latina was a guy, and I was super mad.
A Cuban Missile
When your cock gets so hard you can't think straight, and you're stuck in a situation where you can't just walk out.
I got hard at the worst time, right in the middle of a meeting.
He got hard during a Zoom call and couldn’t look his boss in the eye.
She got hard in the middle of a dinner party and ran out.
A Cuban Missile
When two guys try to do a circle jerk but there's only two of them. They stare each other down like they're about to start a war.
They stared each other down like they were going to punch each other.
He had a cigar and shot first. The other guy was stunned.
They both started at the same time, and it was chaos.
A Cuban Missile
When you smoke a strong cigar and suddenly feel the need to poop so bad it's like a poop explosion.
He smoked a cigar and ran to the bathroom like it was a fire drill.
She ate a cigar and pooped so fast it was like a race.
He had a cigar and a Cuban Missile at the same time.