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Ear slut
An ear slut is someone who steals earphones like they're stealing candy from a baby and doesn't care if the owner loses their mind.
I took your earphones and now I'm listening to your playlist like it's my birthday.
Your earphones are in my ears and you're just gonna have to deal with it.
I don't know who's earphones these are, but I'm not leaving until I finish this song.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear slut
If you're an ear slut, you don't own earphones. You just borrow them and hope no one notices.
Your earphones are now mine. You can borrow mine if you're lucky.
I used your earphones and now I'm your best friend. Don't question it.
I don't know why I took your earphones, but I'm not sorry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear slut
An ear slut is someone who would rather listen to music through someone else's ears than their own.
I put your earphones in my ears and now I'm your new best friend.
Your earphones are in my ears and I'm not leaving until the song ends.
I didn't know I was an ear slut until I took your earphones and didn't give them back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear sex sounds
When your ear is so deep in the action you think you’re going to explode from all the noise and joy
My ear was in there so hard I felt my brain start to pop
She was going at it like she was trying to drill a hole through my skull
I could barely hear my own thoughts because of the loudness
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear sex sounds
When the sounds are so wild they feel like they’re coming from a different planet
That noise was like aliens were having a party in my ear
I swear I heard a spaceship crash in there
It was like a concert inside my head and I was the only one there
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear sex sounds
When the sounds are so intense they could wake the dead
That noise was so loud it could’ve brought my grandpa back from the grave
I think my neighbor heard it and called the cops
I was half-dead from the noise and half-alive from the fun
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear sex sounds
When the action is so hot it’s like you’re on fire and you don’t care
I was on fire from the action and I was loving every second of it
That was like a flame inside my ear and I was the match
I felt like I was burning up and I didn’t want to stop
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear sex sounds
When the sounds are so good they could make a saint sin
That was so good it made me want to steal a donut
I was so into it I almost forgot to breathe
I could’ve gone to church and still wanted more
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear sex sounds
When the action is so wild it feels like a hurricane in your ear
That was like a hurricane was going on inside my head
I could’ve drowned in the noise
It was so loud I thought my ear was going to turn into a tornado
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear service
A person who hears you but doesn't care. They nod like they're paying attention but their brain is somewhere else. They just want to talk over you.
'I said I got fired today,' he said. She said, 'Oh, that's tough.' Then she went on about her cat.
He was listening to me talk but only so he could cut me off with his opinion.
She said, 'I get it,' but she didn't even remember what I was talking about.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear service
They hear your words but they're too busy thinking about their own life to actually pay attention. They act like they're listening but they're just waiting for their turn to talk.
I told him about my breakup. He said, 'That’s rough,' and then asked me about my job.
She said, 'I know what you mean,' but she didn’t know what I meant.
He heard every word but didn’t get the point.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear service
They hear you but they don’t care. They just want to hear their own voice. They nod and smile like they’re listening, but they’re thinking about what they’re going to say next.
I was telling her about my day. She said, 'That sounds cool,' and then went on about her ex.
He said, 'I get it,' and then he talked for ten minutes.
She said, 'Yeah, I know what you mean,' but she didn’t.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear service
They give you the eye contact and the nod but their brain is on vacation. They hear your words but they don’t catch the meaning. They just want to be heard.
I told him about my problems. He said, 'That’s tough,' and then asked me about my life.
She said, 'I totally get it,' but she didn’t get it at all.
He heard every word but didn’t get the point.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear service
They let you talk but they’re not listening. They’re just waiting for their turn to talk. They hear your words but they don’t remember them.
I told her about my week. She said, 'That’s cool,' and then she talked about her weekend.
He said, 'I know what you mean,' but he didn’t.
She heard me talk but didn’t get the point.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear service
They hear you but they’re too busy thinking about their own life. They just want to talk over you. They act like they’re listening but they’re not paying attention.
I told him about my day. He said, 'That’s cool,' and then he talked about his day.
She said, 'I know what you mean,' but she didn’t.
He heard every word but didn’t get the point.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear sensative
A person who gets their feelings hurt by loud or bad words. They flinch like a baby when someone cusses.
My cousin ran out of the room when I said 'f***ing pizza' at lunch.
She started crying when my friend yelled 'b***h' during the game.
He hid under his desk when I dropped a 'd***head' in the middle of class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear sensative
Someone who can't take even a little bit of swearing. It feels like someone stuck a hot dog in their ear.
She jumped when I said 's***' in the hallway.
He turned into a turtle when I said 'f***ing math test' in front of him.
She started singing 'Twinkle Twinkle' when I yelled 'a***hole' during the movie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear sensative
A person who hates hearing bad words so much they pretend they’re not there. They’re like a ghost who can’t take cussing.
He walked out of the room when I said 'f***ing chicken nuggets' at lunch.
She covered her ears and screamed when I called her a 'b***h' in the hallway.
He acted like he wasn’t there when I said 'd***head' during the game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear sensative
A person who can’t handle even the tiniest swear word. It’s like someone threw a hot potato in their ear.
She cried when I said 's***' in the lunchroom.
He turned into a chicken when I called him a 'd***head' during the game.
She started drawing on the wall when I said 'f***ing homework' in front of her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Ear sensative
Someone who gets so annoyed by swear words they start acting like a baby. They’re like a kid who gets mad at a little pinch.
He started crying when I said 's***' in the hallway.
She ran out of the room when I called her a 'b***h' at lunch.
He screamed like a baby when I said 'd***head' during the game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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