Ear slut

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An ear slut is someone who steals earphones like they're stealing candy from a baby and doesn't care if the owner loses their mind.

I took your earphones and now I'm listening to your playlist like it's my birthday.

Your earphones are in my ears and you're just gonna have to deal with it.

I don't know who's earphones these are, but I'm not leaving until I finish this song.

If you're an ear slut, you don't own earphones. You just borrow them and hope no one notices.

Your earphones are now mine. You can borrow mine if you're lucky.

I used your earphones and now I'm your best friend. Don't question it.

I don't know why I took your earphones, but I'm not sorry.

An ear slut is someone who would rather listen to music through someone else's ears than their own.

I put your earphones in my ears and now I'm your new best friend.

Your earphones are in my ears and I'm not leaving until the song ends.

I didn't know I was an ear slut until I took your earphones and didn't give them back.