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Eagle Mountain Middle
a school so bad it makes your brain hurt
I tried to think, but Eagle Mountain Middle made my brain explode.
This school is like a brain-freeze in the form of education.
Going to Eagle Mountain Middle is like being forced to eat a math problem for lunch.
Eagle Mountain Middle
the worst school ever made by the devil
Eagle Mountain Middle is the devil’s version of a school.
I think the devil personally cursed this school.
This school was created by the devil just to torture students.
Eagle Mountain
the most hellish spot on Earth where your soul dies slowly
I went to Eagle Mountain and my brain turned to mush
That place is like being stuck in a meat grinder
Eagle Mountain is the worst thing that ever happened to my life
Eagle Mountain
when you all strip down and try to crush each other like a bunch of angry meatballs
We were all naked and fighting like a bunch of confused lobsters
Eagle Mountain is just a meatball fight in the wild
It was like a giant wrestling match with no rules and no clothes
Eagle Mixture
An Eagle Mixture happens when a girl’s period juice gets mixed with cum, cheese, and pubes on her pussy. It’s like a messy party in there.
My sister’s Eagle Mixture was so strong, it smelled like a pizza shop exploded in her pants.
He said he’d never touch a girl again after the Eagle Mixture hit him like a truck.
I took one look at her Eagle Mixture and ran out of the room screaming like a baby.
Eagle Mixture
An Eagle Mixture is when a girl’s period stuff, cum, cheese, and pubes all get stuck in her pussy like a foul stink bomb.
I got the Eagle Mixture from my crush and it was like being hit with a rotten egg.
She told me I had the worst Eagle Mixture she’s ever seen. I didn’t believe her until I saw it.
He didn’t know what hit him when the Eagle Mixture came out of her like a volcano.
Eagle Mixture
An Eagle Mixture is when a girl’s period juice, cum, cheese, and pubes all get stuck in her pussy and it smells like a fart in a cheese factory.
I tried to hide my Eagle Mixture, but my pants were soaked and I stank like a dead raccoon.
He said my Eagle Mixture was the worst thing he’s ever seen. I said he was just jealous.
She came out of the bathroom like a monster after her Eagle Mixture hit her like a truck.
Eagle Man Baby Sauce
What your fake friend yells when he's too high to remember his own name
'Eagle Man Baby Sauce!' he screamed, then fell off the couch.
'I think I just became a sauce.' he said, then passed out.
He tried to text me, but it just said 'Eagle Man Baby Sauce' and a bunch of emojis.
Eagle Man Baby Sauce
The nonsense your friend spits out when he’s wasted and thinks he’s a god
He said, 'Eagle Man Baby Sauce is the best sauce ever!' then tried to eat my face.
He texted me, 'I am Eagle Man Baby Sauce. I will conquer all.' Then he cried.
He said, 'I am the sauce. You are the sauce. We are the sauce.' Then he threw up.
Eagle Man Baby Sauce
What your friend says when he's too stoned to know what he’s saying
He said, 'Eagle Man Baby Sauce is like my soul.' Then he tried to hug a wall.
He texted me, 'Eagle Man Baby Sauce is the reason I exist.' Then he went to sleep.
He said, 'I am the sauce. You are the sauce. We are all the sauce.' Then he passed out on my floor.
Eagle Lips
When a woman's snatch is so wide it looks like a bird's mouth after it eats a whole chicken.
My aunt got Eagle Lips from her ex who was into extreme stretching.
She said her husband did it during a bathroom break.
My cousin's mom got it from a guy who thought he was a superhero.
Eagle Lips
A woman's crotch so spread out it could hold a whole pizza.
My neighbor got Eagle Lips from a guy who liked to pull hard.
She said her boyfriend did it while watching football.
My mom got it from a guy who thought he was doing her a favor.
Eagle Lips
When a woman's lips are stretched so far it looks like she’s been kissed by a truck.
My sister got Eagle Lips from a guy who had no idea what he was doing.
She said her date did it during a dance-off.
My friend’s mom got it from a guy who didn’t know how to stop.
Eagle Lift
A gym move where you grab the biggest dumbbell you can find and do a crazy workout full of curls, deadlifts, and push-ups. It’s like giving your junk a full-blown beatdown, and everyone knows about it.
'I did an Eagle Lift today and my penis is still sore.'
'He did an Eagle Lift so hard, the barbell almost broke.'
'She did an Eagle Lift in the middle of the gym and everyone stared.'
Eagle Lift
When you go to the gym and pick the heaviest weight you can find, then rip your body apart doing curls, deadlifts, and push-ups. It’s like a party for your junk, and everyone’s invited.
'I did an Eagle Lift and my arms are now made of steel.'
'He did an Eagle Lift and his pants fell off.'
'She did an Eagle Lift and her gym buddy cried.'
Eagle Lift
A gym move where you find the heaviest weight, do a bunch of curls, deadlifts, and push-ups, and your junk gets the full treatment. It’s like giving your penis a standing ovation.
'After my Eagle Lift, I couldn’t walk for a week.'
'He did an Eagle Lift and the weight nearly killed him.'
'She did an Eagle Lift and her friend took pictures of her face.'
Eagle Lake
A tiny piece of Texas stuck in the middle of nowhere, where people hunt geese like it’s their full-time job and the rest of the year they just stare at cows.
I got stuck in Eagle Lake for three days and all I saw was a goose and a guy who shot it with a rifle and a grudge.
Eagle Lake is so far out there, even the geese take a bus to get there.
If you’re from Eagle Lake and you don’t hunt, you’re basically a ghost in the cornfield.
Eagle Lake
When all the girls from Eagle Lake start thinking about babies like it’s a group project and they’re all failing.
Springtime in Eagle Lake is like a baby commercial but with more hormones and less glitter.
Every girl in Eagle Lake is obsessed with babies in March, and it’s annoying as hell.
If you’re from Eagle Lake and you don’t get baby fever in spring, you’re just sad and probably married to a cow.
Eagle Keeper
The guy who makes sure your Eagle doesn’t crash because he’s the one who cusses at the plane more than the pilot does.
The Eagle Keeper yelled at the engine like it owed him money.
He told the plane, 'You’re gonna fly or I’m gonna fly you out of here.'
He fixed the plane with a wrench and a middle finger.
Eagle Keeper
The person who knows the Eagle better than your ex knows your bad habits.
He told the pilot, 'You’re lucky I don’t put you on a bench.'
He fixed the plane with a coffee cup and a swear word.
He gave the Eagle a nickname and it actually responded.
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