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Easy grab
When things go your way so hard it feels like the universe is giving you a high five. Just take it and don't be a crybaby.
I got the last seat on the bus. Easy grab.
He got the best grade without cheating. Easy grab.
She got the last slice of pizza. Easy grab.
Easy grab
When you don’t have to lift a finger, and the world just hands you everything. You’re welcome, but don’t expect it every day.
I got the best job without applying. Easy grab.
He got the last seat on the plane. Easy grab.
She got the last ice cream cone. Easy grab.
Easy grab
When life is like a buffet and you just walk in and grab the best stuff. No lines. No waiting. Just you and the food.
I got the best dessert without even asking. Easy grab.
He got the best seat in the room. Easy grab.
She got the last soda in the fridge. Easy grab.
Easy for you to say
When someone tells you to do something but they’ve never done it themselves and probably still have a pizza box in their pants.
You tell your friend to lose weight but you’re eating ice cream for dinner.
Your mom says you should clean your room but hers looks like a tornado hit it.
Your teacher yells at you for not doing homework but they’re on their phone during class.
Easy for you to say
A cheap shot you throw at someone who’s trying to help but still has a life that’s worse than yours.
Your dad says you should get a job but he still lives with his mom.
Your friend tells you to stop arguing but they started a fight with the barista.
Your coach yells at you for being late but he’s always late to practice.
Easy for you to say
When someone gives you a hard time about something but they’re still living in the past and probably still have a crush on their old crush.
Your brother says you should stop procrastinating but he still hasn’t finished his math homework.
Your cousin tells you to get a life but she still texts her ex every day.
Your teacher says you should study more but she still has a poster of her old band on the wall.
Easy eats
A person you can talk into doing anything, even if they're drunk and have a hangover
You: 'Hey, wanna go get tacos?' Easy eats: 'Sure. But only if you pay.'
You: 'Let's go to the mall.' Easy eats: 'Only if you buy me pizza.'
You: 'Let's go to the park.' Easy eats: 'Only if I can nap on the way.'
Easy eats
Someone who will do anything for snacks and doesn't care about your feelings
You: 'I'm sad.' Easy eats: 'I'll buy you pizza if you stop being sad.'
You: 'I'm tired.' Easy eats: 'I'll get you burgers if you stop being tired.'
You: 'I'm mad.' Easy eats: 'I'll buy you fries if you stop being mad.'
Easy eats
The person who you can trick into going anywhere just to eat
You: 'Let's go to the movie theater.' Easy eats: 'Only if there's popcorn.'
You: 'Let's go to the zoo.' Easy eats: 'Only if there's a hot dog stand.'
You: 'Let's go to the mall.' Easy eats: 'Only if there's a burger place.'
Easy eats
A person who doesn't think twice about eating wherever you go
You: 'Let's go to the library.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat a sandwich here.'
You: 'Let's go to the park.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat a burrito here.'
You: 'Let's go to the store.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat a donut here.'
Easy eats
The person who will eat anything and you can take advantage of that
You: 'Let's go to the store.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat whatever you buy.'
You: 'Let's go to the park.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat whatever you bring.'
You: 'Let's go to the mall.' Easy eats: 'I'll eat whatever you get.'
Easy eats
Someone who eats like a beast and doesn't care about your problems
You: 'I'm sad.' Easy eats: 'I'm eating pizza, and I don't care.'
You: 'I'm tired.' Easy eats: 'I'm eating burgers, and I don't care.'
You: 'I'm mad.' Easy eats: 'I'm eating fries, and I don't care.'
Easy easy easy
What your teacher says when they're about to hand you a test that will make you cry and question why you ever took this class.
"Easy easy easy," he said. Then he handed me a test with 30 questions. I cried.
My teacher said, "Easy easy easy," and then threw a test at me like it was a grenade.
She said, "Easy easy easy," and I knew I was going to fail. I was right.
Easy easy easy
A lie your teacher tells you to make you feel confident, but it's really a trap. You'll be eating your words when you see the test.
"Easy easy easy," my teacher said. I believed her. Then I saw the test. I didn't believe her anymore.
He said, "Easy easy easy," and I walked in thinking it was going to be cake. It was a cake with 1000 candles on it.
She told us, "Easy easy easy," and I believed her. I should have known better.
Easy easy easy
The phrase your teacher uses before giving you a test so hard it might make you give up on life.
"Easy easy easy," she said. Then she gave me a test that made me want to quit school.
He said, "Easy easy easy," and I took the test. I failed. I gave up on life.
My teacher said, "Easy easy easy," and I believed her. Then I saw the test. I gave up on life.
Easy dry it up
Easy dry it up means you're so good at making love that you can drain a woman until she's nothing but a puddle of sadness and regret.
Man, I dry it up so hard, she cried like a baby after my first touch.
He dry it up so good, she didn’t even need a drink after that.
I dry it up so much, my ex still hasn’t stopped crying about it.
Easy dry it up
Easy dry it up means you're so good, you make other people’s skills look like a leaky toilet in a drought.
That guy dry it up so good, my skills looked like a leaky toilet in a drought.
I dry it up so much, even my dog got jealous.
He dry it up so good, my skills went from wet to dry in seconds.
Easy dry it up
Easy dry it up means you're so good at basketball, you can stop a player who’s hot like a summer day.
He dry it up so good, that hot shot missed three times in a row.
I dry it up so much, my opponent got so dry, he looked like a desiccated raisin.
That guy dry it up so good, the ball looked like it wanted to quit.
Easy dry it up
Easy dry it up is just a fancy way of saying you’re ready to burn the weed up like it’s your last chance to be cool.
I’m ready to dry it up, this weed is so good, it deserves to be burned.
Easy dry it up, I’m going to burn this weed up so hard, it’ll be like a campfire party.
He said easy dry it up, so I burned the weed up like it was my last chance to be cool.
Easy drunk
A drunk who gets wasted fast and acts like a idiot. It’s basically saying you’re a easy lay but with more beer.
My friend called me an easy drunk after I passed out at the bar.
He said I was an easy drunk because I took one sip of tequila and started dancing like a fool.
My boss said I was an easy drunk because I agreed to work on Monday after drinking on Friday.
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