Easy eats
Someone who will do anything for snacks and doesn't care about your feelings
You: 'I'm sad.' Easy eats: 'I'll buy you pizza if you stop being sad.'
You: 'I'm tired.' Easy eats: 'I'll get you burgers if you stop being tired.'
You: 'I'm mad.' Easy eats: 'I'll buy you fries if you stop being mad.'