Discover Slang

Easy on
When your gas gauge is at E and you still have 30 minutes to go. It’s like your car is telling you to walk.
My car: Easy on, I’m out of gas and I’m not going anywhere.
My mom: Easy on, or I’m going to give you a ride on foot.
My friend: Easy on, I’m going to walk to school.
Easy on
Tell someone to chill out and not be a drama queen. It’s like telling them to stop being a crybaby.
My teacher: Easy on, or I’m going to give you an F.
My friend: Easy on, or I’m going to laugh at you.
Me: Easy on, or I’m going to throw my phone out the window.
Easy on
A way to tell someone to calm the hell down without getting yelled at. It’s like telling them to stop being a little brat.
My brother: Easy on, or I’m going to punch you.
My mom: Easy on, or I’m going to give you a time-out.
My friend: Easy on, or I’m going to laugh at you.
Easy on
When someone is too quick to say they’re done, like they’re trying to escape a fire.
My friend: Easy on, I’m done with this.
Me: Easy on, I’m not even halfway there.
My teacher: Easy on, or I’m going to give you extra work.
Easy my friend
When your brain is about to explode from too much stress and you just want to punch the sky
Easy my friend, I just got yelled at by my boss and my mom called me at the same time
Easy my friend, I’m trying to finish this project and my dog keeps eating my keyboard
Easy my friend, I have 5 exams tomorrow and I still haven’t studied
Easy my friend
When life is throwing everything at you like a drunk kid at a pizza party
Easy my friend, I just got fired and my car broke down
Easy my friend, I’m trying to cook dinner and my kid is crying and my phone is buzzing
Easy my friend, I have to work 12 hours and I still have to do my homework
Easy my friend
When you’re so tired you could sleep through a war and still be annoyed
Easy my friend, I’ve been working non-stop for three days and I still have to clean my room
Easy my friend, I just got up and I feel like I’ve been through a blender
Easy my friend, I had to wake up at 5 AM and I still have to go to school
Easy my friend
When your brain is fried and your soul is screaming for mercy
Easy my friend, I had a meeting, a test, and my dog puked on my shoes
Easy my friend, I’ve been trying to focus and my brother is blasting music at full volume
Easy my friend, I have to work, I have to study, and I have to do my laundry
Easy my friend
When you feel like you’re being crushed by a giant flaming taco
Easy my friend, I got in trouble at school and my dad is going to kill me
Easy my friend, I have to finish this project and I still have to do my chores
Easy my friend, I’m so stressed I could cry and I still have to go to bed
Easy my friend
When your life is a mess and you just want to throw everything out the window
Easy my friend, I just failed my test and my dog ran away
Easy my friend, I’m trying to work and my sister is making a mess in my room
Easy my friend, I’m so busy I don’t even know what day it is
Easy kid
A brainless, annoying kid who thinks they’re cool but everyone else thinks they’re a waste of oxygen.
My cousin is an easy kid. He eats cereal for dinner and still thinks he’s a genius.
My teacher called me an easy kid because I failed math but still texted her at 2 AM.
My dog is an easy kid. He just stares at me and begs for treats.
Easy kid
When you marry someone who already has kids, you’re like a lazy chef who just took the cake out of the oven and called it a masterpiece.
My dad married my mom when she already had three kids. He’s an easy kid dad.
My aunt married my uncle and now has to deal with his easy kid siblings.
My cousin’s mom married my cousin’s dad and now has to deal with his easy kid brothers.
Easy keeper
A girl who turns into a sobbing mess after two drinks. Like she’s been hit by a truck.
My cousin is an easy keeper. She drank one beer and started crying about her ex.
At the bar, she asked for a soda water and a napkin.
She tried to dance and fell over. Classic easy keeper.
Easy keeper
A woman who can’t handle a little alcohol. She acts like it’s the end of the world.
She had one shot and started yelling at the DJ.
I tried to toast with her and she passed out on the floor.
She tried to flirt and just cried instead.
Easy keeper
A girl who gets wasted after one sip. It’s like she’s been cursed.
She had a sip of wine and started talking to the ceiling.
She tried to sing and sounded like a dying cat.
She drank a soda and threw up on my shoes.
Easy keeper
A woman who can’t take a little buzz. She’s like a toddler with a broken toy.
She had a glass of beer and started crying about her mom.
She tried to dance and just sat down.
She drank a little and started screaming at the waiters.
Easy keeper
A girl who goes from zero to drunk in five seconds. It’s like magic.
She took one sip and started doing the twist.
She drank a little and started talking nonsense.
She had one drink and fell off the couch.
Easy keeper
A woman who gets completely wasted after one drink. She’s like a broken robot.
She drank one beer and started crying about her childhood.
She tried to talk and just made weird noises.
She had a sip and fell over like a drunk flamingo.
Easy grab
When something is so simple you could eat it with a fork and still call it a win. No struggle. No pain. Just grab it and go.
I got a free pizza because the door was open. Easy grab.
He passed the test without even studying. Easy grab.
She got the last soda in the fridge. Easy grab.
Easy grab
When life throws you a bone and you just bite it. No complaints. No drama. Just take it and shut up.
I got promoted and didn't even have to fight for it. Easy grab.
He got the best seat in the class. Easy grab.
She picked the last piece of cake. Easy grab.
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