Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone goes full idiot and starts causing chaos like a walking disaster. It’s also when someone is so clumsy they trip over their own feet and crash into people like a meat sack.

You: Easy on, man. Me: I’m not even done talking and you’re already throwing chairs.

My mom: Easy on, or I’ll give you a wedgie so hard you’ll cry.

My dog: Easy on, or I’ll eat your homework.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

2

What your teacher says before giving you the worst test ever. If you hear this, run. It’s like they’re trying to kill you with a pencil.

Teacher: Easy on. Me: I knew it. I’m already failing.

Teacher: Easy on. My friend: I’m going to vomit.

Teacher: Easy on. Me: I’m not even ready and I can feel it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

3

A way to tell someone to go be cool and take care of themselves, like you’re telling them to go hide from the world.

My friend: Easy on, or I’m going to fail this class.

Me: Easy on, I need to go cry in the bathroom.

My dad: Easy on, or I’m going to beat you with a spoon.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

4

When your gas gauge is at E and you still have 30 minutes to go. It’s like your car is telling you to walk.

My car: Easy on, I’m out of gas and I’m not going anywhere.

My mom: Easy on, or I’m going to give you a ride on foot.

My friend: Easy on, I’m going to walk to school.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

5

Tell someone to chill out and not be a drama queen. It’s like telling them to stop being a crybaby.

My teacher: Easy on, or I’m going to give you an F.

My friend: Easy on, or I’m going to laugh at you.

Me: Easy on, or I’m going to throw my phone out the window.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

6

A way to tell someone to calm the hell down without getting yelled at. It’s like telling them to stop being a little brat.

My brother: Easy on, or I’m going to punch you.

My mom: Easy on, or I’m going to give you a time-out.

My friend: Easy on, or I’m going to laugh at you.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

7

When someone is too quick to say they’re done, like they’re trying to escape a fire.

My friend: Easy on, I’m done with this.

Me: Easy on, I’m not even halfway there.

My teacher: Easy on, or I’m going to give you extra work.

by Slangipedia 14d ago