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Easy peasy lemon easy
When something is so simple it makes you want to scream at the person who made it
This puzzle is easy peasy lemon easy. I could’ve solved it in my sleep.
This test was easy peasy lemon easy. I could’ve failed just to annoy my friend.
This app is easy peasy lemon easy. I could’ve made it with a pencil and a nap.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy peasy lemon easy
When something is so simple it feels like you’re cheating
This quiz is easy peasy lemon easy. I could’ve aced it with my eyes closed.
This problem is easy peasy lemon easy. I could’ve done it while eating a sandwich.
This game is easy peasy lemon easy. I could’ve beaten it in my sleep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy peasy lemon easy
When something is so simple it makes you feel like you’re a genius
This math problem is easy peasy lemon easy. I could’ve solved it with my toes.
This test was easy peasy lemon easy. I could’ve aced it while dreaming.
This project is easy peasy lemon easy. I could’ve finished it in my sleep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy pealer
An easy pealer is when you get a blowjob in exchange for snacks. Like a food bribe for your junk.
I’m an easy pealer. I take orders at the donut shop and get free coffee.
He’s an easy pealer. He lets the waitress suck him off for a free burger.
She’s an easy pealer. She gets a blowjob every time she grabs a pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy pealer
An easy pealer is someone who gives you a blow job just to get free eats. It’s like a deal with the devil but with fries.
He’s an easy pealer. He’s been getting free tacos for years.
She’s an easy pealer. She gets a blow job just to get a milkshake.
I’m an easy pealer. I let the barista suck me off for free drinks.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy pealer
An easy pealer is a person who takes a blow job for a snack. It’s like trading your junk for a bag of chips.
He’s an easy pealer. He lets the waitress suck him off for a free sandwich.
She’s an easy pealer. She gets a blowjob just to get a bag of chips.
I’m an easy pealer. I trade my junk for snacks every day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on the merchandise
You say this when someone is messing with stuff like it’s a pile of trash and they don’t care if it breaks.
My brother threw my phone across the room. Easy on the merchandise, dude.
The cashier broke my eggplant. Easy on the merchandise, man.
My dog chewed my shoes. Easy on the merchandise, you wild beast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on the merchandise
You yell this when someone is being rough with something like it’s their worst enemy.
She slammed my coffee cup. Easy on the merchandise, I’m trying to drink!
He kicked my chair. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a soccer ball.
My sister grabbed my hair. Easy on the merchandise, I’m not a ragdoll.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on the merchandise
You say this when something is being treated like it’s going to be thrown in the trash.
He threw my pizza on the floor. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a rug.
She smashed my phone. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a brick.
My dog bit my backpack. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a chew toy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on the merchandise
You shout this when someone is being rough with something like it’s a punishment.
He hit my laptop. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a punching bag.
She pulled my hair. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a rope.
My brother threw my book. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a dart.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on the merchandise
You say this when something is being treated like it’s going to be thrown in the ocean.
He threw my sandwich in the trash. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a rock.
She dropped my phone. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a bomb.
My dog bit my shoe. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a meatball.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on the merchandise
You yell this when someone is being rough with something like it’s a crime.
He broke my phone. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a brick.
She kicked my chair. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a soccer ball.
My brother threw my book. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a dart.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised
A fancy-ass way of saying you're happy because something looked good and then it turned out even better than you expected, like your mom's cooking but with more surprise.
That cake looked like a dump, but it tasted like heaven. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
I thought that guy was just average, but then he proposed. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
That pizza was a mess, but it hit me like a brick. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised
When you look at something and think it’s okay, but then it kicks your ass and you’re like, 'Damn, that was good.'
That movie had a boring start, but then it got wild. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
I saw that girl from afar and thought she was just average. Then she talked. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
That app was slow, but then it worked. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised
When you’re like, 'Okay, that’s decent,' and then it goes full-on awesome and you’re like, 'Who the hell are you?'
That concert started off boring, but then the band came out. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
I thought that job was just okay, but then the pay was insane. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
That game looked like a joke, but it was a masterpiece. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised
When something looks good, and then it hits you like a punch to the face and you’re like, 'What the hell just happened?'
That girl looked cute, but then she sang. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
That drink had a weird color, but then it tasted like heaven. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
That shirt looked plain, but then it was made of gold. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised
A fancy way of saying you saw something good and then it went full-on awesome and you were like, 'What the hell?'
That car looked basic, but then it exploded. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
That guy looked like a nobody, but then he won the lottery. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
That cat looked lazy, but then it ran a marathon. Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on
When someone goes full idiot and starts causing chaos like a walking disaster. It’s also when someone is so clumsy they trip over their own feet and crash into people like a meat sack.
You: Easy on, man. Me: I’m not even done talking and you’re already throwing chairs.
My mom: Easy on, or I’ll give you a wedgie so hard you’ll cry.
My dog: Easy on, or I’ll eat your homework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on
What your teacher says before giving you the worst test ever. If you hear this, run. It’s like they’re trying to kill you with a pencil.
Teacher: Easy on. Me: I knew it. I’m already failing.
Teacher: Easy on. My friend: I’m going to vomit.
Teacher: Easy on. Me: I’m not even ready and I can feel it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Easy on
A way to tell someone to go be cool and take care of themselves, like you’re telling them to go hide from the world.
My friend: Easy on, or I’m going to fail this class.
Me: Easy on, I need to go cry in the bathroom.
My dad: Easy on, or I’m going to beat you with a spoon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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