Easy on the merchandise

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You say this when someone is messing with stuff like it’s a pile of trash and they don’t care if it breaks.

My brother threw my phone across the room. Easy on the merchandise, dude.

The cashier broke my eggplant. Easy on the merchandise, man.

My dog chewed my shoes. Easy on the merchandise, you wild beast.

You yell this when someone is being rough with something like it’s their worst enemy.

She slammed my coffee cup. Easy on the merchandise, I’m trying to drink!

He kicked my chair. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a soccer ball.

My sister grabbed my hair. Easy on the merchandise, I’m not a ragdoll.

You say this when something is being treated like it’s going to be thrown in the trash.

He threw my pizza on the floor. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a rug.

She smashed my phone. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a brick.

My dog bit my backpack. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a chew toy.

You shout this when someone is being rough with something like it’s a punishment.

He hit my laptop. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a punching bag.

She pulled my hair. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a rope.

My brother threw my book. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a dart.

You say this when something is being treated like it’s going to be thrown in the ocean.

He threw my sandwich in the trash. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a rock.

She dropped my phone. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a bomb.

My dog bit my shoe. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a meatball.

You yell this when someone is being rough with something like it’s a crime.

He broke my phone. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a brick.

She kicked my chair. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a soccer ball.

My brother threw my book. Easy on the merchandise, it’s not a dart.