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Easy drunk
You’re a drunk who gets wasted quick and acts like you’re the king of the bar. It’s basically saying you’re a easy lay but with more drama.
My ex said I was an easy drunk because I took one sip of wine and asked him to dance.
At the party, my cousin called me an easy drunk because I started telling secrets after one drink.
My brother said I was an easy drunk because I took two sips of beer and started arguing with the DJ.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy drunk
You’re a drunk who gets wasted fast and acts like a fool. It’s like saying you’re a easy lay but with less brains and more drinks.
My coworker called me an easy drunk because I took one sip of whiskey and started crying.
At the bar, my friend said I was an easy drunk because I started talking to the bartender after two drinks.
My mom said I was an easy drunk because I agreed to go to the store after one beer.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy dig
A person who can't wait to get laid and doesn't care who they have to seduce to make it happen.
I saw her at the bar and she was already eyeing my friend like he was free food.
He texted me at 2 a. m. because he couldn't wait to get his hands on someone new.
She came to my house with a bottle of wine and a smile that said 'I’m not leaving until I get what I want.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy dig
Someone who's all about the quickie and doesn't mind if it's a total disaster.
He asked me out just so he could skip the whole dating part and go straight to the bedroom.
She came to my class wearing the same outfit from last night and said she was 'still recovering.'
He left the restaurant before the bill arrived because he couldn’t wait to go home and get his groove on.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy dig
A person who's basically a walking Tinder ad and doesn't care who sees them getting their rocks off.
She posted a selfie in the middle of a fight and said 'this is why I'm single.'
He sent me a voice note in the middle of the day just to tell me he was with someone else.
She texted me during a meeting to say she was 'having a good time' and didn’t stop until the end of the day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy cum easy go
A guy who finishes fast and leaves you hanging like a broken rope.
He cummed before I even got comfortable.
He left me high and dry like a used towel.
He shot his load and ran before I could say 'hello.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy cum easy go
A man who cumms so quick he doesn't even know what hit him.
He cummed so fast he didn't even flinch.
He cummed before I could take a breath.
He cummed and left me with nothing but a question mark.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy cum easy go
A guy who cums so fast he leaves you with a headache and a laugh.
He cummed so fast it hurt my brain.
He cummed and I had to laugh at him.
He cummed before I could even roll over.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy come up
A person who gets stolen from like a weakling with a wallet full of cash.
I saw that easy come up at the club. He had $200 in his pocket and a frown on his face.
That easy come up got robbed by a kid wearing a hoodie and a smile.
I told my cousin he was an easy come up. He still got his phone stolen at the mall.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy come up
A rich kid who never had to work for anything. Born with a silver spoon up their butt.
My uncle is an easy come up. He got a mansion for his 10th birthday.
That easy come up never had to mop a floor in their life.
My friend's dad is an easy come up. He got a private jet when he was 12.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy cleanup
When a guy is getting his ass drilled and doesn't want to deal with a mess, he grabs a handful of cat litter and shoves it up his butt before he cums. Then all the cum and poop mix into one big pile that’s easy to wipe away.
He used cat litter to save his sheets from a poop cum explosion.
He took the easy way out and used cat litter like it was glitter.
He turned his ass into a poop cum dumpster and saved his sheets from death.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy cleanup
A guy gets his butt blown and doesn't want to clean up a mess, so he stuffs cat litter up his ass before he cums. Then the poop and cum mix into one big pile that’s simple to clean.
He turned his ass into a cat litter bin and saved his sheets from a cum disaster.
He used cat litter to make his cleanup life easier and his sheets happy.
He turned his ass into a cum and poop mixer and got out of doing the hard work.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy cleanup
A guy gets his ass blown and doesn’t want to clean up a huge mess, so he stuffs cat litter up his butt before he cums. Then all the cum and poop stick together and it's super simple to clean.
He saved his sheets from cum and poop hell with a little cat litter.
He used cat litter to make his cleanup life way easier.
He turned his butt into a cum and poop trap and got out of the mess.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy chicken
A girl who’s so easy she’s like a free snack at the mall but with bigger boobies. Easy chicken is basically a hot dog with no bun.
She texted me before I even said hi.
She took my lunch money and my feelings.
She was at my house before my mom came home.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy chicken
A girl who’s so easy you could catch her in the act with a net. And she’s got boobies that could knock you out.
She was in my room while my brother was in the bathroom.
She called me at 2 a. m. and didn’t even ask for anything.
She took my pizza and my dignity.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy chicken
A girl so easy she’s like a free soda but with bigger boobies. You don’t even have to pay for it.
She showed up to my birthday party and took my seat.
She asked for my homework and my phone number.
She sent me a selfie before I even said hello.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy cakes
Like when you’re so good at something you make it look like it’s not even a test
Bro, this math quiz was easy cakes, I aced it before I even finished the first question
She did that dance routine in her sleep, it was easy cakes
He got a perfect score on the test without even studying, that was easy cakes
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy cakes
When a girl walks in and every guy is like ‘oh wow’ because her butt is so good
At the party, the second she walked in, every guy was drooling
He didn’t even look at the cake, he was too busy staring at her caboose
The girl walked in, and I swear the whole room went silent, it was easy cakes
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy cakes
A word used by a math god when something is so simple it’s like they’re doing it in their head
He solved the equation in his head, it was easy cakes
The teacher said this was easy cakes, and I still didn’t get it
She did the whole algebra problem in 10 seconds, that was easy cakes
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy bug boy
A guy who thinks he's cool but can't even handle a simple problem without crying like a baby.
I saw him get yelled at by his mom and start bawling like a toddler.
He tried to fix his phone and it exploded. He cried for ten minutes.
He got a D on a test and immediately texted his mom to complain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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