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Eat it like a horsey
When your friend gives you a little snack, but you have to eat it off their hand like a hungry raccoon who just got kicked out of the trash bin.
I had to eat a chip off his hand after I made a bet and lost.
She handed me a piece of cake and said, 'Eat it like a horsey or I'll tell everyone you're a baby.'
He made me eat a pretzel off his hand like I was a baby who just got fed by a monster.
Eat it like a horsey
When a drunk person gives you a tiny bit of food, and you have to eat it off their hand like you're a dog who just got a treat from a guy who smells like a gym sock.
I had to eat a slice of pizza off his hand after he said I was a 'food-eating baby.'
She handed me a crumb and said, 'You're gonna eat it like a horsey or I'll call your mom.'
He made me eat a piece of candy off his hand like I was a dog who just got hit with a broom.
Eat it like a horsey
When your friend gives you a snack, but you have to eat it off their hand like a baby who just got kicked out of the crib and is now eating dirt.
He made me eat a piece of pizza off his hand after I said I didn't want to eat it like a horsey.
She gave me a crumb and said, 'Eat it like a horsey or I'll make you do a dance in the hallway.'
I had to eat a taco off his hand like I was a dog who got fed by a guy who smells like a sock.
Eat it like a horsey
When someone gives you a little bit of food, but you have to eat it off their hand like you're a hungry raccoon who just got kicked out of the trash can and now wants revenge.
He gave me a slice of pizza and said, 'Eat it like a horsey or I'll throw you in the pool.'
She made me eat a crumb off her hand like I was a baby who just got fed by a monster.
I had to eat a piece of candy off his hand like I was a dog who just got hit with a broom.
Eat it like a horsey
When your friend gives you a snack, but you have to eat it off their hand like you're a baby who just got kicked out of the crib and now has no idea what a snack is.
He made me eat a chip off his hand after I said I didn't want to eat it like a horsey.
She gave me a crumb and said, 'Eat it like a horsey or I'll make you eat it like a horsey again.'
I had to eat a taco off his hand like I was a dog who just got fed by a guy who smells like a sock.
Eat it from the side!
You yell this at guys when they're shoving a sausage or hoagie like it's the last piece of pizza on Earth and they're the only one who can eat it. You're telling them to stop acting like a fag.
Bro, you're eating that hot dog like it's your ex.
Dude, that bratwurst is your new boyfriend.
You're not eating that sausage. You're dating it.
Eat it from the side!
You scream this at a guy when he's chomping down on a long, meaty food like he's trying to impress the whole lunch table. You're basically telling him to stop being a meat-loving faggot.
He's eating that sub like it's his life partner.
That guy's eating that frankfurter like it's his soulmate.
He's not eating that hot dog. He's proposing to it.
Eat it from the side!
You say this to guys when they're stuffing their face with a long, juicy food item and looking like they're about to cry because it's so good. You're basically telling them to stop being such a meaty fag.
He's eating that sausage like it's the last one on Earth.
That guy's eating that hoagie like it's his final meal.
He's not eating that meat. He's mourning it.
Eat it and yeet it
When you're so hungry you'll eat anything, even if it turns your stomach inside out and makes you puke like a sick dog.
I ate that pizza and immediately regretted it. Now I'm puking in the trash can.
After the party, I ate three burgers and threw up in the hallway.
That donut was my downfall. I ate it and then yeeted it out the window.
Eat it and yeet it
You chow down like it's your last meal, then you make yourself throw up because you're too full to handle it.
I ate my entire plate and then ran to the bathroom to throw it up.
I ate the cake and then yeeted it like it was my enemy.
That buffet was too much. I ate and then yeeted it like it owed me money.
Eat it and yeet it
You pick a food, then decide if you're going to eat it or launch it like a missile across the cafeteria.
I looked at that pizza and decided to yeet it instead of eating it.
That salad looked too healthy. I yeeted it across the room.
The chicken nugget was tempting, but I yeeted it like it was a threat.
Eat it and yeet it
You go to a party just for the snacks, ignore everyone, and run out as soon as you're stuffed like a pig.
I came for the pizza, not the people. I left before anyone noticed me.
The cake was amazing, but I left before the conversation started.
I ate until I couldn't breathe and then ran out like I was being chased.
Eat it and yeet it
You finish your meal and then sprint out of the restaurant like you're trying to escape a monster.
I ate my burger and ran out before the check came.
I left the restaurant like it was on fire after I finished my meal.
I ate and then ran like I was being chased by a bear.
Eat it all
You can eat chocolate nonstop on the 29th of October until your brain melts
I ate 12 chocolates on October 29th and my brain is now a chocolate factory
My sister turned into a chocolate bar on October 29th
I ate so much chocolate I became a walking candy cane
Eat it all
You eat every single bag of dicks and then you eat the whole bag of dicks twice
I ate three bags of dicks and then I ate the same one again
He ate the whole bag of dicks and then threw it at me
I ate every single bag of dicks and then I cried
Eat it all
You scream so loud at someone you’re mad at that you eat your own face
I screamed so loud at my mom I ate my own face
He yelled so much at me I had to eat my own tongue
She yelled at me so hard I ate my entire head
Eat it all
On April 11th, you eat every furry you see until they cry
I ate 10 furries on April 11th and they all cried
He saw a furry and ate it so fast it screamed
I ate every furry in the room and they all ran away
Eat it all
You eat all of my beans and then you throw them at me like I’m your enemy
He ate all my beans and threw them in my face
She ate my beans and then kicked me
I ate all his beans and then I turned into a bean monster
Eat it all
Your boyfriend is telling you to eat everything you see because he thinks you're a monster
My boyfriend texted me ‘Eat it all’ and I ate a whole pizza
He told me to eat it all and I ate his face
He said ‘Eat it all’ and I ate the whole restaurant
Eat hot knife
When you stab someone so hard with a hot knife they think they’re in a meat locker and their dogtags are ripped off like a beggar’s last coin. It’s the most embarrassing way to die in a game, and everyone laughs at you like you’re a punchline.
I just ate hot knife and my dogtags are gone. I’m a sad little soldier now.
He ate hot knife and then teabagged me. I’m dead and I’m mad.
Ate hot knife and now I have no tags. I’m like a soldier with no identity.
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