Eat it like a horsey

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When a wasted friend shoves a tiny piece of food in your hand and forces you to suck it off like a dog who just got a treat from a trash can.
I had to eat a piece of pizza like a dog after drinking 12 beers.
He stuck a taco in my hand and said, 'Eat it like a horsey or I'll throw you in the lake.'
She gave me a crumb and said, 'You're gonna eat it like a horsey or I'm gonna kiss you.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your friend gives you a little snack, but you have to eat it off their hand like a hungry raccoon who just got kicked out of the trash bin.
I had to eat a chip off his hand after I made a bet and lost.
She handed me a piece of cake and said, 'Eat it like a horsey or I'll tell everyone you're a baby.'
He made me eat a pretzel off his hand like I was a baby who just got fed by a monster.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a drunk person gives you a tiny bit of food, and you have to eat it off their hand like you're a dog who just got a treat from a guy who smells like a gym sock.
I had to eat a slice of pizza off his hand after he said I was a 'food-eating baby.'
She handed me a crumb and said, 'You're gonna eat it like a horsey or I'll call your mom.'
He made me eat a piece of candy off his hand like I was a dog who just got hit with a broom.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your friend gives you a snack, but you have to eat it off their hand like a baby who just got kicked out of the crib and is now eating dirt.
He made me eat a piece of pizza off his hand after I said I didn't want to eat it like a horsey.
She gave me a crumb and said, 'Eat it like a horsey or I'll make you do a dance in the hallway.'
I had to eat a taco off his hand like I was a dog who got fed by a guy who smells like a sock.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone gives you a little bit of food, but you have to eat it off their hand like you're a hungry raccoon who just got kicked out of the trash can and now wants revenge.
He gave me a slice of pizza and said, 'Eat it like a horsey or I'll throw you in the pool.'
She made me eat a crumb off her hand like I was a baby who just got fed by a monster.
I had to eat a piece of candy off his hand like I was a dog who just got hit with a broom.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your friend gives you a snack, but you have to eat it off their hand like you're a baby who just got kicked out of the crib and now has no idea what a snack is.
He made me eat a chip off his hand after I said I didn't want to eat it like a horsey.
She gave me a crumb and said, 'Eat it like a horsey or I'll make you eat it like a horsey again.'
I had to eat a taco off his hand like I was a dog who just got fed by a guy who smells like a sock.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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