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Eat kelp

you're making a mistake so big it has its own island

I ate kelp for breakfast and my whole day went to hell.

My friend ate kelp and now he's whispering secrets to the ceiling.

I tried to eat kelp and my nose started running like a river.

Eat kelp

you're doing something so stupid it deserves a curse

My teacher told me to eat kelp and I wanted to die.

I ate kelp and my brother laughed so hard he fell off the couch.

I tried to eat kelp and my cat ran away screaming.

A stupid way to say you're gonna get roasted and you're too dumb to realize it.

You just tripped over your own feet. Eat it yeah.

Your mom said you're gonna fail. Eat it yeah.

You tried to impress someone and failed. Eat it yeah.

A loud and obnoxious way to tell someone they're about to be laughed at.

You told a joke that didn't work. Eat it yeah.

You're wearing socks with sandals. Eat it yeah.

You just lost a bet. Eat it yeah.

A mean-spirited shout used when someone makes a big mistake and doesn't know it.

You spilled your drink on your boss. Eat it yeah.

You missed the final question. Eat it yeah.

You tried to act cool and failed. Eat it yeah.

A way to tell someone they're going to be embarrassed and they're too clueless to care.

You said something stupid in front of everyone. Eat it yeah.

You tried to flirt and got laughed at. Eat it yeah.

You messed up your presentation. Eat it yeah.

A loud insult that means you're about to be mocked and you're too dumb to understand it.

You asked a dumb question. Eat it yeah.

You tried to be funny and failed. Eat it yeah.

You told the worst joke ever. Eat it yeah.

A fancy way of saying you're getting told to go kiss my ass and then some

Bro, I'll eat it raw if you don't shut up about your ex.

My mom said I'd eat it raw if I didn't clean my room.

He told me to eat it raw after I spilled coffee on his shirt.

When someone takes a dump on your face and calls it a meal

She ate it raw after I stole her lunch.

My cousin ate it raw because he lost the bet.

He ate it raw when he got caught cheating.

When you're so horny you're ready to rip her in half

I was eating it raw when I saw her in the hallway.

He was eating it raw after the party.

She was eating it raw when he texted her.

When you ask someone to eat a raw egg and then they do it for fun

He asked me to eat it raw and I did it just to be cool.

My friend asked me to eat it raw during lunch.

She made me eat it raw for no reason at all.

A game where someone throws a random thing at you and you have to pick if you'd rather eat it or fuck it. No mercy. No pity. Just pure chaos.

Bro, I'd rather eat a sock than fuck your mom's cousin.

Would you rather eat a rat or fuck a zombie? I pick the rat.

I'd eat a whole pizza before I fuck your ugly face.

When you finish a meal so fast you drop your fork and immediately go find someone to fuck.

I ate that burger so fast I ran out and fucked my neighbor.

Finished my soup and went to the park to fuck a tree.

Ate my whole plate and then fucked my dog.

A real-life hell spot where people who are already terrible get even worse. Meet your enemy there and watch them cry.

I told my ex to meet me at Eat Shit and Fuck You. He cried.

My mom went there and came back with a bad hair day.

My brother met his nemesis there and lost a bet.

The worst kind of insult. It’s like getting called a farty chicken and then being told you’re ugly.

He called me the ultimate disrespect. I cried.

She said I was the ultimate disrespect. I threw my phone.

I got called the ultimate disrespect. I ran away.

A loud, angry phrase used when you don’t care who hears you. It’s like screaming in a quiet library.

He yelled ‘Eat it or fuck it’ in the library. The librarian cried.

She said ‘Eat it or fuck it’ in the mall. People stared.

I yelled it in my mom’s face. She gave me a time-out.

A way to tell someone to go away. It’s like kicking them out of your house and telling them to never come back.

He told me to ‘Fuck off’ and I left.

She said ‘Piss off’ and I walked away.

I got told to ‘Fuck off’ and I threw my shoes.

A mean way to tell someone they’re not welcome. It’s like telling your friend they’re the worst and then throwing them out.

He said ‘Fuck off’ and I got thrown out.

She told me to ‘Piss off’ and I left.

I got told to ‘Fuck off’ and I cried.

Eat it like a horsey

When a wasted friend shoves a tiny piece of food in your hand and forces you to suck it off like a dog who just got a treat from a trash can.

I had to eat a piece of pizza like a dog after drinking 12 beers.

He stuck a taco in my hand and said, 'Eat it like a horsey or I'll throw you in the lake.'

She gave me a crumb and said, 'You're gonna eat it like a horsey or I'm gonna kiss you.'