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Eat ma dick nigga
A black person's way of telling you they're better at everything and you're just a joke.
You said you'd beat me at the talent show? I sang and you looked like a disaster.
You said you'd beat me at the chess tournament? I checkmated you and you looked like a baby.
You said you'd beat me at the video game? I beat you so fast you couldn’t even react.
Eat ma dick nigga
When a black person proves you wrong so fast you feel like a joke.
You said you'd beat me at the spelling bee? I spelled every word right and you couldn’t even spell your name.
You said you'd beat me at the dance? I did the moonwalk and you looked like a fool.
You said you'd beat me at the basketball court? I scored 30 points and you looked like a dummy.
Eat ma dick nigga
A black person's way of telling you they're so good they make you look like a joke.
You said you'd beat me at the rap battle? I freestyled and you looked like a fool.
You said you'd beat me at the math test? I got 100% and you got a D.
You said you'd beat me at the spelling bee? I spelled every word right and you looked like a baby.
Eat like it's yo birthday
When you eat so much you think you’re gonna explode and wish you were dead
I ate three pizzas and a cake like it was my birthday. Now I feel like a balloon about to pop.
I ate like it was my birthday and now I’m stuck on the toilet like a stuck pig.
My friend ate like it was her birthday and now she’s talking to the ceiling like it’s her therapist.
Eat like it's yo birthday
When you shovel food in your mouth like you’re trying to win a eating contest and you’re mad at life
I ate like it was my birthday because I was mad my dog stole my sandwich.
My cousin ate like it was her birthday and now she’s fighting with her brother over the last fry.
He ate like it was his birthday and now he’s crying because he can’t feel his face.
Eat like it's yo birthday
When you stuff your face so full you think you’re gonna die and you don’t care
I ate like it was my birthday and now I feel like I swallowed a couch.
She ate like it was her birthday and now she’s whispering to the fridge like it’s her best friend.
My brother ate like it was his birthday and now he’s trying to talk to me like I’m a ghost.
Eat like it's yo birthday
When you eat so much you’re happy and full and you don’t care if your pants don’t fit anymore
I ate like it was my birthday and now my pants are screaming at me.
He ate like it was his birthday and now he’s walking like he’s got a donut in his shoe.
My sister ate like it was her birthday and now she’s wiggling like she’s got ants in her pants.
Eat like it's yo birthday
When you eat like you’re fighting the world and you’re going to win
I ate like it was my birthday and now I’m fighting my brother for the last piece of cake.
She ate like it was her birthday and now she’s fighting the universe and winning.
My mom ate like it was her birthday and now she’s fighting the microwave like it’s a rival.
Eat like a T. rex
When you or someone else eats so much meat it looks like they're trying to fill their guts with a steak buffet and a side of guts.
I ate like a T. rex and still had room for two pizzas.
My friend ate like a T. rex and then cried because he couldn't move.
I saw the guy at the bar eat like a T. rex and he didn’t even blink.
Eat like a T. rex
When you or someone else stuffs their face with meat like it’s the last day on Earth and they’re the only one who gets to eat.
She ate like a T. rex and left a mess on the table.
He ate like a T. rex and then passed out on the couch.
The kid ate like a T. rex and didn’t even wait for the salad.
Eat like a T. rex
When you or someone else eats like they’re trying to survive a meat apocalypse and their mouth is the only weapon they have.
He ate like a T. rex and then yelled at the waiter for bringing bread.
My brother ate like a T. rex and now he’s burping like a dragon.
She ate like a T. rex and left a trail of meat on the floor.
Eat like a T. rex
When you or someone else eats so much meat it feels like they’re trying to turn into a meat monster right in front of you.
I ate like a T. rex and my pants were now a meat vest.
My mom ate like a T. rex and the dog ran away in fear.
He ate like a T. rex and then asked for dessert.
Eat like a T. rex
When you or someone else eats like they’re trying to beat a meat champion in a wrestling match and the meat is the opponent.
She ate like a T. rex and then challenged the chef to a duel.
He ate like a T. rex and now he’s the meat champion.
I ate like a T. rex and my friend said I was the meat king.
Eat like a T. rex
When you or someone else eats like they’re trying to stuff their face with meat until it explodes and they become a meat statue.
He ate like a T. rex and his face looked like a meat statue.
I ate like a T. rex and my face was red like a meat tomato.
She ate like a T. rex and now she’s a meat statue.
Eat like a Pirate
when someone grabs a huge chunk of food, usually meat, and chomps it like they're trying to beat the last person who ate it
I took a bite of that steak so big it looked like it had a face
He ate the whole chicken leg like it was his enemy
She bit into the burger like it owed her money
Eat like a Pirate
when a person grabs a big piece of food and eats it like they're fighting for their life
That guy ate the pork chop like it was trying to run away
She took a bite of the pizza like it was her last meal
He bit into the steak like it was a rival pirate
Eat like a Pirate
when someone grabs a huge piece of food and eats it like it's the only thing standing between them and a hungry dragon
He ate the meat like it was the only thing saving him from a bear
She bit into the sandwich like it was her shield
That guy took a bite of the chicken like it was a sword
Eat like a Pirate
when someone takes a massive bite of food like they're trying to prove they're the strongest eater in the world
He ate the steak like he was trying to win a competition
She bit into the burger like it was a battle
That guy took a bite of the pizza like it was a challenge
Eat like a Pirate
when a person takes a huge chunk of food and eats it like it's the last piece of meat on the ship
He took a bite of the meat like it was the last one left
She ate the chicken leg like there was no more food
That guy bit into the steak like the ship was sinking
Eat like a Pirate
when someone grabs a big piece of food and eats it like they're trying to impress their whole crew
He took a bite of the steak like he was showing off
She bit into the burger like she was the best eater
That guy ate the pizza like he was trying to win a bet
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