Eat like it's yo birthday

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When you eat so much you think you’re gonna explode and wish you were dead

I ate three pizzas and a cake like it was my birthday. Now I feel like a balloon about to pop.

I ate like it was my birthday and now I’m stuck on the toilet like a stuck pig.

My friend ate like it was her birthday and now she’s talking to the ceiling like it’s her therapist.

When you shovel food in your mouth like you’re trying to win a eating contest and you’re mad at life

I ate like it was my birthday because I was mad my dog stole my sandwich.

My cousin ate like it was her birthday and now she’s fighting with her brother over the last fry.

He ate like it was his birthday and now he’s crying because he can’t feel his face.

When you stuff your face so full you think you’re gonna die and you don’t care

I ate like it was my birthday and now I feel like I swallowed a couch.

She ate like it was her birthday and now she’s whispering to the fridge like it’s her best friend.

My brother ate like it was his birthday and now he’s trying to talk to me like I’m a ghost.

When you eat so much you’re happy and full and you don’t care if your pants don’t fit anymore

I ate like it was my birthday and now my pants are screaming at me.

He ate like it was his birthday and now he’s walking like he’s got a donut in his shoe.

My sister ate like it was her birthday and now she’s wiggling like she’s got ants in her pants.

When you eat like you’re fighting the world and you’re going to win

I ate like it was my birthday and now I’m fighting my brother for the last piece of cake.

She ate like it was her birthday and now she’s fighting the universe and winning.

My mom ate like it was her birthday and now she’s fighting the microwave like it’s a rival.