Eat it from the side!
You say this to guys when they're stuffing their face with a long, juicy food item and looking like they're about to cry because it's so good. You're basically telling them to stop being such a meaty fag.
He's eating that sausage like it's the last one on Earth.
That guy's eating that hoagie like it's his final meal.
He's not eating that meat. He's mourning it.
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