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Eat my donut
When you rip a chunk of someone's butt like it's a piece of cake.
I ate my donut and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
He ate my donut and said it was the best thing he ever had.
She ate my donut and then laughed in my face.
Eat my donut
The act of chewing someone's butt like it's a bag of chips.
He ate my donut and I felt like I was at a buffet of shame.
She ate my donut and said it was the most glorious thing ever.
I ate my donut and my mom asked if I was sick.
Eat my donut
When you take a bite of someone's butt with the enthusiasm of a hungry wolf.
He ate my donut and I said, 'You're a monster.'
She ate my donut and I said, 'You're a legend.'
I ate my donut and I said, 'You're a mess.'
Eat my donut
The act of biting someone's butt with the rage of a thousand angry squirrels.
He ate my donut and I said, 'You're the worst.'
She ate my donut and I said, 'You're a god.'
I ate my donut and I said, 'You're the best.'
Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!
A loud and very rude way to tell someone to go to hell and not come back.
My mom said that when I failed math again.
My friend yelled it at the teacher who gave me detention.
I said it to the guy who took my lunch money.
Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!
A super mean way to tell someone to leave you alone and get a life.
I said it to the kid who kept teasing me in the hallway.
My sister used it when I took her favorite snack.
My dad shouted it when I spilled soup on his shoes.
Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!
A strong and very nasty way to tell someone to shut up and go away.
My neighbor said it when my dog barked all night.
I yelled it at my brother when he stole my video game.
My teacher said it when I talked during class.
Eat my chicken
Go to the fires of hell and bring back a pizza for your sorry ass.
My mom just yelled at me for burning the chicken. Eat my chicken, you flaming idiot.
He walked out of the room like he owned it. Eat my chicken, you overgrown cockroach.
She said I was the worst employee ever. Eat my chicken, you disgrace of humanity.
Eat my chicken
You think you did it all by yourself? Try swallowing this chicken and then shut up.
He took the credit for my project. Eat my chicken, you lying piece of garbage.
She said the idea was hers, but it was mine. Eat my chicken, you thief of dreams.
He got the promotion I deserved. Eat my chicken, you golden boy of the office.
Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl
You’re so hot you could make a Tiffany look jealous and throw a tantrum in a bakery.
You’re so hot I’d eat my own grandma for a chance to be you.
I saw you and my dog got a hard-on.
You’re like a Tiffany but with more sass and less glitter.
Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl
You’re a walking Tiffany with a side of attitude and a sprinkle of chaos.
You’re so pretty I almost peed my pants.
You’re like a Tiffany who doesn’t need a mirror to feel confident.
You walked in and my brain short-circuited.
Eat my add
A trash-talking insult you yell when you’re so bad at fantasy football it’s like you picked your team blindfolded and with your feet tied
"Eat my add" after I drafted a quarterback who got hurt in week 2.
Said it when my teammate picked a running back who only ran 3 times all season.
Yelled it when my team lost because I picked a kicker who missed 5 field goals.
Eat my add
The ultimate insult for when you’re so clueless about fantasy football it’s like you got your lineup from a goat
Used it when my friend picked a tight end who only caught 2 passes.
Said it after I drafted a player who got benched in week 3.
Shouted it when my team lost because I picked a quarterback who threw 4 interceptions.
Eat my add
A loud, angry insult you scream when you’re so bad at fantasy football it’s like you picked your team while drunk and upside down
Yelled it after I picked a running back who only ran 2 times.
Said it when my friend picked a wide receiver who dropped 5 passes.
Shouted it when my team lost because I drafted a kicker who missed every single kick.
Eat my add
A mean insult you say when you’re so bad at fantasy football it’s like you’re picking your team with your eyes closed and a blindfold on
Said it after I picked a quarterback who got hurt in week 1.
Used it when my teammate picked a tight end who caught zero passes.
Shouted it when my team lost because I picked a running back who only ran 3 times.
Eat my add
A loud, angry insult you use when you’re so bad at fantasy football it’s like you picked your team with a monkey throwing darts
Yelled it when I picked a wide receiver who dropped 4 passes.
Said it when my friend picked a kicker who missed every kick.
Shouted it after my team lost because I drafted a running back who only ran 2 times.
Eat my Hoagie
You yell this when someone says something so dumb it makes you want to grab a foot-long sandwich and force it down their throat like they’re a kid who forgot to do their homework.
My math teacher said 2 + 2 is 5. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'
My little brother tried to explain the plot of The Matrix. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'
My mom said I should eat veggies. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'
Eat my Hoagie
You scream this when someone is so clueless it’s like they just woke up from a nap and forgot how to breathe.
My friend said the moon is made of cheese. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'
My dog tried to talk to me. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'
My neighbor said he can fly. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'
Eat my Hoagie
You shout this when someone is so dumb it feels like you’re fighting a sandwich that’s trying to take over your brain.
My dad said the sky is green. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'
My crush asked me if I knew what a hoagie was. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'
My brother said I should live in a tree. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'
Eat my Frank
lick my shoe and hope I don't step on you
My mom said I had to clean my room or she'd eat my frank.
He failed the test and his teacher said, 'Eat my frank, kid.'
She spilled my coffee and I said, 'Eat my frank, you clumsy mess.'
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