Eat my Frank

My mom said I had to clean my room or she'd eat my frank.

He failed the test and his teacher said, 'Eat my frank, kid.'

She spilled my coffee and I said, 'Eat my frank, you clumsy mess.'

He said I was too slow and told me to eat his frank.

My brother took my last pizza slice and I told him to eat my frank.

She insulted my dog and I said, 'Eat my frank, you rude person.'

He called me a loser and I said, 'Eat my frank, you loser.'

My friend laughed at my joke and I told him to eat my frank.

She called me ugly and I said, 'Eat my frank, you ugly thing.'