Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you take a bite out of someone's butt with the greed of a starving raccoon.

I ate my donut and it was like eating a burnt pizza crust.

He said 'eat my donut' and I said 'you got it, buddy.'

She ate my donut and then asked for a side of shame.

2

The most unholy way to finish a meal with the mouth of a monster.

He ate my donut like it was the last piece of pizza on Earth.

She ate my donut and then stared at me like I owed her money.

I ate my donut and my brother asked if I was a dog.

3

When you rip a chunk of someone's butt like it's a piece of cake.

I ate my donut and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.

He ate my donut and said it was the best thing he ever had.

She ate my donut and then laughed in my face.

4

The act of chewing someone's butt like it's a bag of chips.

He ate my donut and I felt like I was at a buffet of shame.

She ate my donut and said it was the most glorious thing ever.

I ate my donut and my mom asked if I was sick.

5

When you take a bite of someone's butt with the enthusiasm of a hungry wolf.

He ate my donut and I said, 'You're a monster.'

She ate my donut and I said, 'You're a legend.'

I ate my donut and I said, 'You're a mess.'

6

The act of biting someone's butt with the rage of a thousand angry squirrels.

He ate my donut and I said, 'You're the worst.'

She ate my donut and I said, 'You're a god.'

I ate my donut and I said, 'You're the best.'