Eat my Hoagie
You shout this when someone is so dumb it feels like you’re fighting a sandwich that’s trying to take over your brain.
My dad said the sky is green. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'
My crush asked me if I knew what a hoagie was. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'
My brother said I should live in a tree. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'