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Eat-all-you-can
A restaurant that says 'eat as much as you want' and then laughs in your face when you try.
I came for the chicken. I left as a ghost. The buffet won.
I tried to be a hero. The buffet said 'no way, buddy.'
I thought I could win. The buffet just side-eyed me.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat-all-you-can
A place where food is so plentiful, it’s like a party in your mouth. But you’re the one doing the work.
I’m not eating. I’m performing. The buffet is the audience.
The buffet is throwing a party, and I’m the one cleaning up.
I’m not hungry. I’m just a food machine with a soul.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat-a-Dickology
A dirty science about chomping a penis. Mostly used to yell at someone.
I swear I saw him eating a dick in the lunchroom.
She said it to me in front of the whole class.
He called me a dick-eater in a group chat.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat-a-Dickology
The art of swallowing a penis. Usually said when you're angry.
He yelled 'you're a dick-eater' during the math test.
She texted me 'eat a dick' after I failed her project.
He said it to me in the cafeteria during lunch.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat-a-Dickology
The practice of eating a penis. Mostly used as a big insult.
He called me a dick-eater during the football game.
She sent me a message that said 'eat a dick' after I made fun of her.
He yelled it in the hallway during recess.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat-a-Dickology
A weird subject about eating a penis. Usually said when you're mad.
He said 'eat a dick' in front of my friends.
She told me to eat a dick during the science fair.
He said it to me in the bathroom after class.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat-a-Dickology
A stupid subject about chomping a penis. Mostly used as a big insult.
He called me a dick-eater during the chorus performance.
She sent me a text that said 'eat a dick' after I messed up her song.
He said it to me in the library after I ruined her book.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat-a-Dickology
The worst subject ever, about eating a penis. Usually used to make people mad.
He yelled 'eat a dick' during the art class.
She called me a dick-eater after I drew on her picture.
He said it to me in the gym after I beat him at basketball.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat
A streamers lifestyle is when you eat like a pig, sleep like a corpse, play fortnite like a god, and repeat it until your brain explodes.
I just ate a whole pizza and passed out. Fortnite? Not even a little bit.
Sleeping for 18 hours and still dying in the lobby. Classic me.
Fortnite is my life. My brain is my enemy.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat
A streamers lifestyle is when you live in a box of snacks, play video games until your eyes are fried, and repeat it like a broken robot.
I live in a bag of chips and a Fortnite lobby. It’s a good life.
I played Fortnite for 12 hours. My eyes are now crispy.
I repeat this cycle so much, my brain is now a Fortnite lobby.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat
A streamers lifestyle is when you eat until you’re sick, sleep until you’re dead, play Fortnite until you’re a ghost, and repeat it like a cursed loop.
I ate so much, I threw up in the lobby. Then I slept for three days.
I played Fortnite until my hands were ghostly. Now I’m haunted.
Repeat? I’ve repeated this so much, my brain is now a meme.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat
A streamers lifestyle is when you eat like a beast, sleep like a zombie, play Fortnite like a legend, and repeat it like a madman.
I ate like a beast and now I’m a beast. Fortnite? I’m a legend.
I slept like a zombie and woke up as a monster. Fortnite? I’m still a legend.
Repeat? I repeat until my brain is a legend.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat
A streamers lifestyle is when you eat, sleep, play Fortnite, and repeat it until your life is a mess and your brain is a joke.
I eat, I sleep, I play Fortnite, and I repeat it. My life is a joke.
Messy life? That’s my brain. Fortnite? That’s my soul.
I repeat until my brain is a mess and my life is a joke.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, Pray, Loving
This movie is about a rich, sad, self-centered ex-wife who goes on a globetrotting trip to find her soul. The only thing she finds is a guy who looks at her like she just told him she's planning to steal his last $5.
'I watched Eat Pray Love and I felt like I was being tortured by a spaghetti monster.', @SpaghettiHater69
'That movie is the reason I hate rich people who think they're spiritual.', @DivorcedAndDone
'If I had to watch that movie again, I’d rather get a root canal with a fork.', @RootCanalFanatic
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, Pray, Loving
When white folks take a break from their boring lives to go to exotic places and think they're finding themselves, but really they're just trying to look cool on Instagram.
'I went to Thailand for a spiritual retreat. Turns out I just wanted better food.', @WhitePeopleTravel
'When you're in Bali and your main goal is to look like a yogi, not actually be one.', @FakeYogiLife
'They’re not meditating. They’re just trying to get a good photo for their ex.', @ExLife
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, Pray, Loving
When you're desperate to find your purpose in life, so you go abroad, eat a lot of food, and hope it fixes your broken brain.
'I went to Italy to find my soul. All I found was a lot of pasta and a lot of regret.', @PastaSoul
'After my divorce, I went to Greece to think about life. All I did was order 10 different kinds of cheese.', @CheeseLife
'I tried to find my self in Japan, but I just got lost in a vending machine.', @VendingMachineLife
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, Pray, Loving
When you decide to run away from your problems and go to a faraway country all by yourself because you think it’s the only way to get your life back on track. Mostly because you want to post pictures of your travels on Facebook.
'I flew to Paris to find myself. All I found was a really expensive coffee and a sad version of me.', @ParisPretender
'I went to India to find my soul. All I found was a lot of spice and a lot of confusion.', @SpiceLife
'I went to Brazil for a spiritual journey. Turns out, I just wanted a better tan.', @TanLife
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, Eater, Eating
A gross verb usually done by a woman near a pool or beach when her butt cheeks swallow her butt and her thong like it's the last meal before a long vacation.
My cousin ate her thong in front of my uncle. He fainted.
She ate her bathing suit like it was a snack.
At the pool, she ate her thong so hard, the lifeguard yelled at her.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, Eater, Eating
When a woman eats her butt and her thong like it's the only thing left to eat in the world, usually near water.
I saw her eating her thong at the beach. It was like a horror movie.
She ate her suit so fast, I thought she was trying to win a race.
Her thong was the only thing left, and she ate it like it was a pizza.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat, Eater, Eating
The act of a woman swallowing her butt and thong like it's the most delicious thing ever, usually at the most inconvenient time.
She ate her thong during a Zoom call. It was awkward.
He walked in on her eating her butt. He ran out.
At the pool party, she ate her suit like she was a monster.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
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