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Eat._.soup

To eat soup is to eat the slimy, stinky, juicy parts of someone’s private area. It’s gross, but it’s also a way to be weird.

I ate soup and my friend thought I was a weirdo.

My sister said I ate her soup and she cried.

I ate soup and my dog ran away.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat._.soup

You're a stupid thot with a smelly snatch or a stinky cock. So you eat soup. And if someone tells you to eat soup, they deserve to get their ass beaten.

My sister is a thot and needs to eat soup.

I told my brother to eat soup and he hit me.

My mom told me to eat soup and I told her to eat my soup.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat._.soup

Eat soup means you're gay, or you like men. It’s the worst thing ever, but also the best thing ever.

I eat soup and I’m gay.

My friend eats soup and he’s into men.

My dog eats soup and he’s a man.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat.j1n

Eat. j1n is the king of the moot and has the dirtiest content you'll ever see

"I swear I've never seen a post that grosser than Eat. j1n's latest thread."

DM: "You think your memes are bad? Try Eat. j1n's content."

Thread starts with "Eat. j1n just posted something so vile, I'm gonna need a shower after this."

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat.j1n

Eat. j1n is the godfather of the moot and has the worst content ever made

"Eat. j1n is the reason I hate the internet."

Thread: "Eat. j1n just dropped a thread that makes my brain hurt."

DM: "You don't know what real misery is until you've seen Eat. j1n's posts."

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat.j1n

Eat. j1n is the worst poster on the moot and makes the best content you'll ever see

"I can't believe Eat. j1n is the worst poster but makes the best content."

Thread: "Eat. j1n's content is amazing. His posts? Horrible."

DM: "You think you're bad? Eat. j1n is the worst, but his content is legendary."

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

A disease that makes you want to poop your guts out into a Tupperware and leave it in the fridge like it's a shrine

My mom has EMS Syndrome. She poops in a Tupperware and leaves it in the fridge for weeks.

I got EMS Syndrome at lunch. My Tupperware is now a time capsule.

EMS Syndrome hit me at 3 PM. I had to poop in a Tupperware and leave it in the fridge for my dog to find later.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

When you feel so gross you need to dump your whole gut into a Tupperware and store it in the fridge like it's a treasure

I had EMS Syndrome during my Zoom call. I had to dump my guts into a Tupperware and hide it in the fridge.

EMS Syndrome hit me during my morning coffee. I had to poop in a Tupperware and leave it in the fridge for my sister.

I got EMS Syndrome at work. I had to dump my guts in a Tupperware and hide it in the fridge for my boss to find.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

A sickness that makes you want to poop so much you use a Tupperware and stick it in the fridge like it's a holy relic

I got EMS Syndrome while playing video games. I had to poop in a Tupperware and put it in the fridge for my brother to find later.

My friend has EMS Syndrome. She poops in a Tupperware and sticks it in the fridge like it's a holy relic.

EMS Syndrome hit me in the middle of my math test. I had to dump my guts in a Tupperware and stick it in the fridge.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-cracker

A white guy from the South who thinks cracker is a food and not a slur.

Yo, that dude is a full-on eat-cracker. He eats cracker like it's fine dining.

My cousin is an eat-cracker. He says cracker is a delicacy.

That guy at the buffet is an eat-cracker. He eats cracker like it's a holiday.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-cracker

When you're so busy getting it on that you don't care if the floor is covered in cracker crumbs.

I was boning my ex so hard, I didn’t even notice she was eating cracker.

That guy was humping his girlfriend while she was eating cracker like it was a buffet.

He was fucking me while I was eating cracker like I was a snack.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-cracker

When you're too lazy to do anything, even eat cracker like it's a chore.

I was so lazy, I didn’t even bother to eat cracker. I just stared at it.

That guy was too lazy to eat cracker. He just left it on the table.

She was too lazy to eat cracker. She just stared at it like it was a problem.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-cracker

You're so mad at this person that even their cracker-eating makes you want to scream.

I saw that eat-cracker eating cracker and I almost threw a fit.

That person eats cracker like it's a daily punishment.

I hate that eat-cracker so much, I get mad when they eat cracker.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-cracker

You're so mad at this person that even their cracker-eating feels like a personal attack.

That eat-cracker is eating cracker like it's a taunt.

I hate that eat-cracker so much, even their cracker-eating is a slap in the face.

I saw that eat-cracker eating cracker and I almost lost my mind.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-cracker

You're feeling so bad you don't know why, and it's not because you're sick or anything.

I felt like total crap, but I didn’t even have a cold.

I was so down, I didn’t know why. I just felt terrible.

I was feeling like I was about to die, but I wasn’t even sick.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-cracker

Hot girls get a pass. They can eat cracker and leave crumbs and still be in bed with you.

That hot girl ate cracker and left crumbs all over the bed, and I still wanted her.

My girlfriend ate cracker and left crumbs, and I still stayed in bed with her.

That hot chick was eating cracker like it was a snack, and I still wanted her.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-and-left(overs)

Eat-and-left(overs) is the gross stuff that stays after you stuff your face like you’re trying to win a food fight. People usually call it leftovers, but that’s just a fancy way of saying 'don’t touch my plate.'

My sister ate the whole pizza and left me the crust. Classic eat-and-left(overs).

He finished the chicken and left the bones. That’s not leftovers, that’s a crime scene.

I tried to eat the last burger, but it was already half-eaten. That’s called eat-and-left(overs).

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-and-left(overs)

Eat-and-left(overs) is what you get when someone eats like they’re fighting a monster and leaves the rest for you to suffer through. It’s the food version of betrayal.

My mom cooked a whole roast and left me one tiny piece. That’s eat-and-left(overs).

He ate the best part of the cake and left me the frosting. That’s not fair.

She took all the meat and left me the veggies. Classic eat-and-left(overs).

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-and-left(overs)

Eat-and-left(overs) is the food that gets left behind when someone eats like they’re trying to survive. It’s the worst part of a meal and it always ends up on your plate.

He ate the whole sandwich and left me the crumbs. That’s eat-and-left(overs).

They took all the chicken and left me the bones. That’s not leftovers, that’s a punishment.

I had to eat the last slice of pizza, and it was cold. That’s eat-and-left(overs).

by Slangipedia 23d ago

Eat-all-you-can

A place where you stuff your face until it screams. Like a food prison with no rules.

I ate 10 plates and still had room for dessert. My stomach is now a war zone.

That buffet is a food riot waiting to happen. I'm bringing a helmet.

My friend tried to eat all-you-can and now he's a human garbage can.

by Slangipedia 23d ago