Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A white guy from the South who thinks cracker is a food and not a slur.

Yo, that dude is a full-on eat-cracker. He eats cracker like it's fine dining.

My cousin is an eat-cracker. He says cracker is a delicacy.

That guy at the buffet is an eat-cracker. He eats cracker like it's a holiday.

2

When you're so busy getting it on that you don't care if the floor is covered in cracker crumbs.

I was boning my ex so hard, I didn’t even notice she was eating cracker.

That guy was humping his girlfriend while she was eating cracker like it was a buffet.

He was fucking me while I was eating cracker like I was a snack.

3

When you're too lazy to do anything, even eat cracker like it's a chore.

I was so lazy, I didn’t even bother to eat cracker. I just stared at it.

That guy was too lazy to eat cracker. He just left it on the table.

She was too lazy to eat cracker. She just stared at it like it was a problem.

4

You're so mad at this person that even their cracker-eating makes you want to scream.

I saw that eat-cracker eating cracker and I almost threw a fit.

That person eats cracker like it's a daily punishment.

I hate that eat-cracker so much, I get mad when they eat cracker.

5

You're so mad at this person that even their cracker-eating feels like a personal attack.

That eat-cracker is eating cracker like it's a taunt.

I hate that eat-cracker so much, even their cracker-eating is a slap in the face.

I saw that eat-cracker eating cracker and I almost lost my mind.

6

You're feeling so bad you don't know why, and it's not because you're sick or anything.

I felt like total crap, but I didn’t even have a cold.

I was so down, I didn’t know why. I just felt terrible.

I was feeling like I was about to die, but I wasn’t even sick.

7

Hot girls get a pass. They can eat cracker and leave crumbs and still be in bed with you.

That hot girl ate cracker and left crumbs all over the bed, and I still wanted her.

My girlfriend ate cracker and left crumbs, and I still stayed in bed with her.

That hot chick was eating cracker like it was a snack, and I still wanted her.