EatMeNow
A PATHETIC WIMP WHO GETS EATEN IN PUBG
He died to a grenade and still didn't know how to throw one
He got killed by a kid and started yelling at the game
He ran out of bullets and got sniped by a noob
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EatMeNow
A TOTAL MESS WHO CAN'T HANDLE PUBG
He got killed by a noob and still didn't know why
He ran into a squad and got obliterated
He had a tank and still got killed by a 10-year-old
EatMeNow
A TOTAL DISGRACE WHO CANT SURVIVE IN PUBG
He got eaten by a noob and still didn't know how to play
He had a sword and still got killed by a kid
He ran into a wall and got killed by a noob
EatMeNow
A TOTAL LOSER WHO GETS EATEN IN PUBG
He got killed by a noob and started crying in the lobby
He had a rocket launcher and still got sniped
He ran into a squad and got obliterated instantly
EatMargarineEveryDay
The guy who stayed a Sergeant for 7 months. He’s a real Gaylord. He sends nudes like it’s his job.
Hey Gaylord, you still sending nudes every day?
Sergeant for 7 months? You’re a real Gaylord.
You’re still at it? Sending nudes like it’s 2012.
EatMargarineEveryDay
The one who became a Sergeant and never left. He’s a Gaylord. He sends nudes like he’s trying to get a promotion.
You stayed a Sergeant for 7 months? That’s Gaylord energy.
He sends nudes like he’s trying to get a medal.
Gaylord? You’re still doing that?
EatMargarineEveryDay
The person who was a Sergeant for 7 months. He’s a Gaylord. He sends nudes like it’s a Sunday ritual.
You’re still a Sergeant? That’s Gaylord stuff.
He sends nudes every Sunday like it’s a holy tradition.
Gaylord? You’re still doing that nudes thing?
EatHam
A meme that’s stuck in your brain like a toothache. Any Ethan you meet is this guy, gap tooth, laugh like a maniac, and you know you can trust him to not leave you hanging.
I swear, that Ethan at the bus stop was EatHam. I laughed so hard I cried.
My cousin’s Ethan is EatHam. He’s been my best friend since second grade, and he still calls me 'dude' like it’s 2002.
I saw an Ethan in the mall. He was EatHam. I had to follow him for five minutes just to make sure he wasn’t a ghost.
EatHam
That Ethan who’s always smiling like he’s won the lottery. Gap tooth, loud laugh, and he’s the kind of guy who’ll stick with you through the worst of it, like a bad pizza or a failed math test.
My Ethan is EatHam. He laughed so hard when I tripped into a puddle that he fell over.
I met an Ethan who was EatHam. He promised me he’d never leave me. He’s been my best friend since 2012.
My brother’s Ethan is EatHam. He laughed so loud at my failed science project that the teacher gave me extra credit.
EatHam
A guy who looks like he just woke up from a dream. Gap tooth, wild laugh, and he’s the kind of Ethan you can trust to never ditch you, even if he’s laughing so hard he can’t breathe.
I saw an Ethan at the park. He was EatHam. He laughed so hard when I tried to juggle three oranges that he fell off the swing.
My Ethan is EatHam. He’s been with me through everything, even when I failed the spelling bee.
My friend’s Ethan is EatHam. He laughed so loud when I tried to sing in the shower that he knocked over a whole row of cups.
EatFruit
When you scarf down the fruit like it's your last meal and then get wrecked in the OP duel because you're too full to think straight
I ate six apples and then lost to a noob. My stomach is still screaming.
I tried to eat the whole fruit platter and cried when I lost the duel. My face is red from embarrassment.
I ate the fruit so fast I choked and got a 2-0 loss. My pride is dead.
EatFruit
You gobble up the fruit like it's going out of style and then get obliterated in the duel because you're too busy drooling to fight
I ate three oranges and then lost to my dog. My brain is fried.
I ate the fruit so fast I forgot how to play. Got a 3-0 loss. My life is over.
I ate the fruit like it was my last chance and then got wrecked. My face is a tomato.
EatFruit
You stuff your face with fruit until you're about to burst and then get crushed in the duel because you're too busy breathing to think
I ate so much fruit I felt like a balloon. Then I lost the duel. My face is a red balloon.
I ate the fruit like it was a buffet and got a 1-4 loss. My stomach is a war zone.
I ate the fruit so much I got a stomachache and lost the duel. My life is a disaster.
Eat24
Hiding in a room for a whole day just to eat without anyone bugging you. You’re like a fat monk who got kicked out of the temple because he ate the last donut.
I’m gonna Eat24 and forget I exist.
I’m gonna eat so much I might explode and then die.
I’m gonna Eat24 and maybe I’ll be famous.
Eat24
That app that lets you order food all day, even when you’re too lazy to move. It’s like a food dealer who never sleeps and never asks for tips.
I ordered pizza at 2 a. m. because of Eat24.
I used Eat24 so I didn’t have to talk to my mom.
Eat24 is the only thing keeping me alive.
Eat24
What you mutter when you storm into a restaurant just to grab your food and get out before someone tries to talk to you or you have to say thank you.
I said ‘Eat24’ and left before the cashier could say anything.
I walked in, grabbed my food, and said ‘Eat24’ like it was a spell.
I used Eat24 as an excuse to avoid talking to my ex.
Eat._.soup
Eat._. soup is a Gacha editor who makes weird videos and still posts even when she's too tired to care. She’s a legend, even if her account smells like old pizza.
Eat._. soup is the only reason I still watch Gacha videos.
She’s like a soup that’s been sitting too long, but still good.
I love her. She’s my soup and I’m her spoon.
Eat._.soup
Eat._. soup means you're about to slurp down some soup. Maybe you're a baby, or just really hungry.
I just said 'Eat._. soup' and my mom brought me soup.
My dog said 'Eat._. soup' and ate my soup.
I told my brother 'Eat._. soup' and he cried.
Eat._.soup
You take a spoon and dump hot soup into your mouth. Then you swallow it like a man who just got dumped.
I took a spoon and poured soup into my mouth like it was my last meal.
My soup was so hot I looked like I had a face full of fire.
I swallowed soup so fast my dog ran away.
Eat._.soup
Eat your soup is a video where two girls vomit on each other and then have sex. It’s gross, but also amazing. Show it to people and they’ll never stop making you watch dumb videos.
I showed my mom 'Eat your soup' and she threw up.
My brother watched 'Eat your soup' and now he thinks I’m a pervert.
I showed my teacher 'Eat your soup' and she gave me detention.