EatHam

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A meme that’s stuck in your brain like a toothache. Any Ethan you meet is this guy, gap tooth, laugh like a maniac, and you know you can trust him to not leave you hanging.
I swear, that Ethan at the bus stop was EatHam. I laughed so hard I cried.
My cousin’s Ethan is EatHam. He’s been my best friend since second grade, and he still calls me 'dude' like it’s 2002.
I saw an Ethan in the mall. He was EatHam. I had to follow him for five minutes just to make sure he wasn’t a ghost.
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That Ethan who’s always smiling like he’s won the lottery. Gap tooth, loud laugh, and he’s the kind of guy who’ll stick with you through the worst of it, like a bad pizza or a failed math test.
My Ethan is EatHam. He laughed so hard when I tripped into a puddle that he fell over.
I met an Ethan who was EatHam. He promised me he’d never leave me. He’s been my best friend since 2012.
My brother’s Ethan is EatHam. He laughed so loud at my failed science project that the teacher gave me extra credit.
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A guy who looks like he just woke up from a dream. Gap tooth, wild laugh, and he’s the kind of Ethan you can trust to never ditch you, even if he’s laughing so hard he can’t breathe.
I saw an Ethan at the park. He was EatHam. He laughed so hard when I tried to juggle three oranges that he fell off the swing.
My Ethan is EatHam. He’s been with me through everything, even when I failed the spelling bee.
My friend’s Ethan is EatHam. He laughed so loud when I tried to sing in the shower that he knocked over a whole row of cups.
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