Eat, Pray, Loving

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This movie is about a rich, sad, self-centered ex-wife who goes on a globetrotting trip to find her soul. The only thing she finds is a guy who looks at her like she just told him she's planning to steal his last $5.

'I watched Eat Pray Love and I felt like I was being tortured by a spaghetti monster.', @SpaghettiHater69

'That movie is the reason I hate rich people who think they're spiritual.', @DivorcedAndDone

'If I had to watch that movie again, I’d rather get a root canal with a fork.', @RootCanalFanatic

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When white folks take a break from their boring lives to go to exotic places and think they're finding themselves, but really they're just trying to look cool on Instagram.

'I went to Thailand for a spiritual retreat. Turns out I just wanted better food.', @WhitePeopleTravel

'When you're in Bali and your main goal is to look like a yogi, not actually be one.', @FakeYogiLife

'They’re not meditating. They’re just trying to get a good photo for their ex.', @ExLife

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're desperate to find your purpose in life, so you go abroad, eat a lot of food, and hope it fixes your broken brain.

'I went to Italy to find my soul. All I found was a lot of pasta and a lot of regret.', @PastaSoul

'After my divorce, I went to Greece to think about life. All I did was order 10 different kinds of cheese.', @CheeseLife

'I tried to find my self in Japan, but I just got lost in a vending machine.', @VendingMachineLife

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you decide to run away from your problems and go to a faraway country all by yourself because you think it’s the only way to get your life back on track. Mostly because you want to post pictures of your travels on Facebook.

'I flew to Paris to find myself. All I found was a really expensive coffee and a sad version of me.', @ParisPretender

'I went to India to find my soul. All I found was a lot of spice and a lot of confusion.', @SpiceLife

'I went to Brazil for a spiritual journey. Turns out, I just wanted a better tan.', @TanLife

by Slangipedia 14d ago