Eat-all-you-can - A restaurant that says 'eat as much as you want' and then la

A restaurant that says 'eat as much as you want' and then laughs in your face when you try.

I came for the chicken. I left as a ghost. The buffet won.

I tried to be a hero. The buffet said 'no way, buddy.'

I thought I could win. The buffet just side-eyed me.