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ochonia

A hot mess of a girl who thinks she’s perfect and will laugh in your face when you’re crying. She’s got talent and a mouth full of trash.

You break up with your boyfriend. She texts you: 'You’re welcome. I had to laugh.'

She wins a spelling bee and calls you a 'dumbass' for missing the final round.

She texts you a TikTok while you’re eating a sandwich. It’s about how she’s ‘100% better than you.’

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ochonia

A girl who looks like a model, acts like she’s got a PhD, and won’t let you forget that she’s got a perfect life.

You tell her you failed your math test. She says, 'You’re just not trying hard enough. Also, my math teacher says I’m the best.'

She sends you a DM: 'I got into Harvard. You got into the mall.'

She walks into the room and you feel like a kid who just got caught eating a whole bag of chips.

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ochonia

A girl who’s so good at everything she makes you feel like a failure just for breathing.

You try to draw a stick figure. She says it looks like a 'sad blob.'

She beats you at chess, then texts you: 'You’re lucky I didn’t make you do 50 push-ups.'

She’s in the school play, and you’re just in the crowd. She doesn’t even notice you.

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ochonia

A girl who’s so pretty and so cocky, she’ll make you feel like a used towel.

You spill coffee on your shirt. She says, 'You’re lucky it wasn’t your face.'

She texts you: 'You looked like a lost puppy in that outfit.'

You fail a test. She says, 'That was easy. You’re just lazy.'

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ochonia

A girl who’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it all up.

You try to explain a problem to her. She says, 'You’re just not thinking straight.'

She’s on the honor roll and still finds time to mock you in the hallway.

She laughs at your jokes like they’re ‘the worst ever.’

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ochonia

A girl who’s got the beauty, the brains, and the nerve to rub it in your face.

You tell her you’re sad. She says, 'You’re just not used to being the worst.'

She gets an A on her test. You get a C. She texts you: 'You’re not even close.'

She walks past you in the hallway and says, 'You’re like a broken toaster.'

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ochoism

A religion where the main god is a snoring, lazy man, and Hispanics are the top class, especially if they’re from Puerto Rico. People go totally wild at night in December and April, and the first prophet was some guy named Greg.

I don’t need to work today because it’s April and I’m doing ochoism.

My cousin’s family thinks they’re royalty because of their Puerto Rican blood.

Greg was the first prophet, and he slept through the apocalypse.

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ochoism

A faith that worships the god of naps and laziness. Hispanics are the best, especially Puerto Ricans, and every April and December, people act like they’re possessed by sleep demons. Greg was the first prophet, and he didn’t even brush his teeth.

My mom refuses to go to work because it’s December and she’s doing ochoism.

I got into a fight with my brother because he said I wasn’t Puerto Rican enough.

Greg didn’t even wake up when the world ended.

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ochoism

A religion where the god is a big fat man who only likes to sleep and eat. Hispanics are the elite, especially Puerto Ricans, and in April and December, people don’t even leave their beds. Greg was the first prophet, and he had a snack during the prophecy.

I skipped school because it was April and I was doing ochoism.

My uncle got a gold medal for being the best Puerto Rican in the religion.

Greg ate a whole pizza during the first prophecy.

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ochoed

To totally destroy someone like they’re not even worth your time

My cousin got ochoed by my brother and now he's crying in the shower.

That guy got ochoed by his ex and now he's living in a dumpster.

My dog got ochoed by my sister and now he won't eat chicken.

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ochoed

Burger King? Please. The Ocho is the fake ESPN8 from the movie Dodgeball. It's the worst.

I thought the Ocho was a real channel. I watched it for a week and it was just people pretending to be athletes.

My mom asked me why I was laughing at the Ocho. I told her it's not real.

I tried to explain the Ocho to my kid. He thought it was a new kind of pizza.

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ochoed

Ocho comes from the Spanish word for eight, but in some Spanish-speaking slums, guys who carried guns were called Ochos instead of nines. It’s a legend.

My uncle was an Ocho and he shot three guys in the mall.

My cousin's brother is an Ocho and he robs gas stations.

My neighbor was an Ocho and he got arrested for trying to rob a bank.

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ochoed

ESPN 8. It's from Dodgeball. It can be as bad as a broken leg or as good as a pizza party.

I watched the Ocho and it was just people pretending to fight.

The Ocho was on and I thought it was a real game.

I didn’t know what the Ocho was, and now I hate it.

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ochoed

The number 8. Used when you're getting off and you're like, 'Oh, eight!'

I was getting off and I said, 'Oh, eight!'

My girlfriend said, 'Oh, eight!' right after I kissed her.

He was getting off and said, 'Oh, eight!' and I was like, 'Dude, you're not even good at that.'

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ochoed

A guy who takes eight dates with a girl and still can't get laid. He's a total loser.

My cousin took eight dates with a girl and still didn't get laid.

I went on eight dates with a girl and she still wouldn't sleep with me.

That guy took eight dates with a girl and she still texted him every day.

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ochoed

Ocho is an all-seeing god who takes many forms. He shows up in games, like Fortnite. If you mess with him, he'll destroy you.

I played Fortnite and saw Ocho as a squid. I got destroyed.

My friend saw Ocho as a clock and he lost the game.

I tried to mess with Ocho and he turned into an infinity symbol. I lost my mind.

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ochoaktive

A messed up version of the real world where the money just flows like soda from a fountain and the rules are more like suggestions.

I just got paid 100 bucks for doing nothing. This must be ochoaktive.

My neighbor bought a mansion with a single coin. That's ochoaktive.

I tried to steal a donut and got a free car. Definitely ochoaktive.

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ochoaktive

A place where everything is a little bit easier, like your mom doing your homework but also giving you a lecture.

I got a 100 on my math test without even studying. Must be ochoaktive.

My dog walked to the store and came back with a pizza. Ochoaktive.

I failed a class but got a gold star. That's ochoaktive.

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ochoaktive

A version of the world where the economy is like a generous uncle who gives you all his money and still buys you ice cream.

I bought a house with a single dollar. Ochoaktive.

I sold my soul for a sandwich. Ochoaktive.

My dog got a job and I got a raise. Ochoaktive.

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ochoaktive

A messed-up version of the real world where the rules are like a toddler's nap time, sometimes they work, sometimes they don’t.

I got a million dollars for doing my taxes. Ochoaktive.

My cat got a college degree. Ochoaktive.

I failed a test and got an A. Ochoaktive.

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