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A hot mess of a girl who thinks she’s perfect and will laugh in your face when you’re crying. She’s got talent and a mouth full of trash.

You break up with your boyfriend. She texts you: 'You’re welcome. I had to laugh.'

She wins a spelling bee and calls you a 'dumbass' for missing the final round.

She texts you a TikTok while you’re eating a sandwich. It’s about how she’s ‘100% better than you.’

A girl who looks like a model, acts like she’s got a PhD, and won’t let you forget that she’s got a perfect life.

You tell her you failed your math test. She says, 'You’re just not trying hard enough. Also, my math teacher says I’m the best.'

She sends you a DM: 'I got into Harvard. You got into the mall.'

She walks into the room and you feel like a kid who just got caught eating a whole bag of chips.

A girl who’s so good at everything she makes you feel like a failure just for breathing.

You try to draw a stick figure. She says it looks like a 'sad blob.'

She beats you at chess, then texts you: 'You’re lucky I didn’t make you do 50 push-ups.'

She’s in the school play, and you’re just in the crowd. She doesn’t even notice you.

A girl who’s so pretty and so cocky, she’ll make you feel like a used towel.

You spill coffee on your shirt. She says, 'You’re lucky it wasn’t your face.'

She texts you: 'You looked like a lost puppy in that outfit.'

You fail a test. She says, 'That was easy. You’re just lazy.'

A girl who’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it all up.

You try to explain a problem to her. She says, 'You’re just not thinking straight.'

She’s on the honor roll and still finds time to mock you in the hallway.

She laughs at your jokes like they’re ‘the worst ever.’

A girl who’s got the beauty, the brains, and the nerve to rub it in your face.

You tell her you’re sad. She says, 'You’re just not used to being the worst.'

She gets an A on her test. You get a C. She texts you: 'You’re not even close.'

She walks past you in the hallway and says, 'You’re like a broken toaster.'