ochoism

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A religion where the main god is a snoring, lazy man, and Hispanics are the top class, especially if they’re from Puerto Rico. People go totally wild at night in December and April, and the first prophet was some guy named Greg.

I don’t need to work today because it’s April and I’m doing ochoism.

My cousin’s family thinks they’re royalty because of their Puerto Rican blood.

Greg was the first prophet, and he slept through the apocalypse.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A faith that worships the god of naps and laziness. Hispanics are the best, especially Puerto Ricans, and every April and December, people act like they’re possessed by sleep demons. Greg was the first prophet, and he didn’t even brush his teeth.

My mom refuses to go to work because it’s December and she’s doing ochoism.

I got into a fight with my brother because he said I wasn’t Puerto Rican enough.

Greg didn’t even wake up when the world ended.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A religion where the god is a big fat man who only likes to sleep and eat. Hispanics are the elite, especially Puerto Ricans, and in April and December, people don’t even leave their beds. Greg was the first prophet, and he had a snack during the prophecy.

I skipped school because it was April and I was doing ochoism.

My uncle got a gold medal for being the best Puerto Rican in the religion.

Greg ate a whole pizza during the first prophecy.

by Slangipedia 3h ago