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p.m.w.j.

P. M. W. J. is like being a kid who pees before the school day starts.

She peed in the hallway before first period. Total P. M. W. J. moment.

He had P. M. W. J. and peed in the principal's office.

My brother got P. M. W. J. and peed in his pants during math class.

by Slangipedia 15m ago

p.m.w.j.

P. M. W. J. is when you pee before your brain is even awake.

He peed in the shower at 6 a. m. That's P. M. W. J. for sure.

She had P. M. W. J. and peed on the dog.

I got P. M. W. J. and peed on the floor during breakfast.

by Slangipedia 15m ago

p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m

stick me to the wall and kiss me like I’m your last meal

I’d let you pin me to the wall and smooch me like I was the last piece of pizza.

You’d stick me to the wall and kiss me like I was your last chance to live.

I’d let you pin me to the wall and make out with me like I was your last breath.

by Slangipedia 15m ago

p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m

glue me to the wall and French kiss me like I’m your favorite snack

You’d glue me to the wall and French kiss me like I was your favorite candy bar.

I’d let you stick me to the wall and kiss me like I was the best snack ever.

You’d glue me to the wall and kiss me like I was your favorite meal.

by Slangipedia 15m ago

p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m

tape me to the wall and kiss me like I was your last hope

I’d let you tape me to the wall and kiss me like I was your last hope of happiness.

You’d stick me to the wall and kiss me like I was your last chance to be cool.

I’d let you tape me to the wall and make out with me like I was your final wish.

by Slangipedia 15m ago

p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m

stick me to the wall like a fly and kiss me like I’m your last meal

I don’t care if you’re drunk I’m getting pinned and smooched

You’re gonna stick me to the wall and kiss me like I’m your ex’s sister

If you don’t pin me to the wall I’m gonna scream

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m

glue me to the wall and make out like we’re the only people left on Earth

I’m getting glued to the wall and kissed like we’re the last humans

You better stick me to the wall or I’ll throw up on you

If you don’t glue me to the wall I’ll call my mom

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m

tape me to the wall and kiss me like I owe you money

You’re taping me to the wall and kissing me like I owe you rent

I’m getting taped to the wall and kissed like I’m your debt collector

If you don’t tape me to the wall I’ll take your phone

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m

stick me to the wall and kiss me like I’m your new best friend

You’re sticking me to the wall and kissing me like I’m your new bestie

If I don’t get pinned and kissed I’ll tell everyone you’re a loser

Stuck to the wall and kissed like I’m your new BFF

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m

pin me to the wall and kiss me like I’m your new pet

I’m getting pinned to the wall and kissed like I’m your new dog

If you don’t pin me to the wall I’ll bite you

You’re kissing me like I’m your new pet and I’m stuck to the wall

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m

glue me to the wall and kiss me like I’m your new meal

I’m glued to the wall and kissed like I’m your new dinner

You’re kissing me like I’m your new food and I’m stuck to the wall

If I don’t get glued and kissed I’ll leave you for someone else

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.s.trionics

When a woman yells at a guy like he just stole her last donut because the painters are in her house and she’s losing her mind.

My husband just got yelled at for breathing wrong. Painters are in the kitchen and she’s like I’m gonna die.

He asked if she wanted coffee and she threw a fork at him. Painters were there and she was already mad.

She screamed at me for not mopping the floor. Painters were there and she was sure I was going to burn down the house.

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.s.trionics

When a woman acts like a guy just cursed her dog because she’s being tortured by painters and she can’t take it anymore.

She called me a bad name because I didn’t fix the leak. Painters were there and she was like I’m gonna die of stress.

He tried to say hello and she yelled at him. Painters were in the house and she was in full meltdown mode.

She threw a shoe at me because I didn’t answer the door. Painters were there and she was like this is the end of me.

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.s.trionics

When a woman screams at a guy like he just broke her favorite lamp because the painters are in her house and she’s having a full-on mental breakdown.

He just said hi and she screamed at him. Painters were in the kitchen and she was like I can’t breathe.

She threw a cup at me for not helping her. Painters were there and she was going to die of frustration.

He asked what she wanted for lunch and she yelled at him. Painters were in the house and she was sure it was the end of the world.

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.s.trionics

When a woman yells at a guy like he just ruined her day because she’s being tortured by painters and she’s ready to die.

He said he was going to take a nap and she screamed at him. Painters were in the house and she was like I can’t take it anymore.

He asked what was wrong and she yelled at him. Painters were there and she was like this is the worst day ever.

She threw a plate at him for not helping her. Painters were in the kitchen and she was ready to die.

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.s.trionics

When a woman acts like a guy just cursed her cat because the painters are in her house and she’s going to lose her mind.

He just walked by and she screamed at him. Painters were there and she was like I can’t take it anymore.

She yelled at him for not fixing the wall. Painters were in the house and she was sure it was the end of her.

He asked if she wanted tea and she threw a book at him. Painters were in the kitchen and she was going to die of stress.

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.s.trionics

When a woman yells at a guy like he just broke her favorite chair because the painters are in her house and she’s having a full-on meltdown.

He asked what was wrong and she screamed at him. Painters were there and she was like I can’t breathe.

She threw a shoe at him for not helping her. Painters were in the house and she was ready to die.

He said he was going to take a nap and she yelled at him. Painters were in the kitchen and she was sure it was the worst day ever.

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.p.c.

The ultimate butt-blow-butt-blow combo where someone gets butt-fucked, mouth-fucked, butt-fucked again, and then deep-throated like a meatball.

I just did p. m. p. c. and my brain is now a meatball.

My date asked for a second round of p. m. p. c. and I said yes, but I regret it now.

He did p. m. p. c. to me and now I can't walk straight.

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.p.c.

When someone gets their butt, mouth, butt, and vag all used in one go like it's a party and they're the last to leave.

I had p. m. p. c. and now I'm sore from head to toe.

She did p. m. p. c. on me and I feel like a pizza that's been stepped on.

He asked me to do p. m. p. c. and I said, 'Only if you pay me in pizza.'

by Slangipedia 16m ago

p.m.p.c.

The ultimate four-way hit where someone gets used like a chew toy, then a piggy bank, then a chew toy again, and finally a meatball.

After p. m. p. c., I feel like I was chewed, stuffed, and then deep-fried.

He did p. m. p. c. to me and now I'm a walking meatball.

I did p. m. p. c. and now my brain is in my throat.

by Slangipedia 16m ago