ochoed

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To totally destroy someone like they’re not even worth your time
My cousin got ochoed by my brother and now he's crying in the shower.
That guy got ochoed by his ex and now he's living in a dumpster.
My dog got ochoed by my sister and now he won't eat chicken.
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Burger King? Please. The Ocho is the fake ESPN8 from the movie Dodgeball. It's the worst.
I thought the Ocho was a real channel. I watched it for a week and it was just people pretending to be athletes.
My mom asked me why I was laughing at the Ocho. I told her it's not real.
I tried to explain the Ocho to my kid. He thought it was a new kind of pizza.
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Ocho comes from the Spanish word for eight, but in some Spanish-speaking slums, guys who carried guns were called Ochos instead of nines. It’s a legend.
My uncle was an Ocho and he shot three guys in the mall.
My cousin's brother is an Ocho and he robs gas stations.
My neighbor was an Ocho and he got arrested for trying to rob a bank.
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ESPN 8. It's from Dodgeball. It can be as bad as a broken leg or as good as a pizza party.
I watched the Ocho and it was just people pretending to fight.
The Ocho was on and I thought it was a real game.
I didn’t know what the Ocho was, and now I hate it.
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The number 8. Used when you're getting off and you're like, 'Oh, eight!'
I was getting off and I said, 'Oh, eight!'
My girlfriend said, 'Oh, eight!' right after I kissed her.
He was getting off and said, 'Oh, eight!' and I was like, 'Dude, you're not even good at that.'
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A guy who takes eight dates with a girl and still can't get laid. He's a total loser.
My cousin took eight dates with a girl and still didn't get laid.
I went on eight dates with a girl and she still wouldn't sleep with me.
That guy took eight dates with a girl and she still texted him every day.
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Ocho is an all-seeing god who takes many forms. He shows up in games, like Fortnite. If you mess with him, he'll destroy you.
I played Fortnite and saw Ocho as a squid. I got destroyed.
My friend saw Ocho as a clock and he lost the game.
I tried to mess with Ocho and he turned into an infinity symbol. I lost my mind.
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