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painis in the ainis
A big mean phrase used to call someone a total loser with no style.
He said it to me after I lost the video game match.
My sister yelled it at me for wearing mismatched socks.
The teacher used it when I drew on the desk.
painis in the ainis
A super gross way to say someone’s pecker and butt are both really bad.
He said it after I told him his hair was ugly.
She used it when she saw my science project explode.
My brother shouted it at me for eating the last of the pizza.
painis in the ainis
A very loud and offensive way to say someone is both a total dweeb and a smelly back door.
He said it when I beat him at chess.
She yelled it after my dog peed on her shoes.
I heard it from my mom when she saw my messy room.
painis in the ainis
A very rude and funny way to call someone a tiny weenie with a smelly back door.
He said it after I stole his snack.
She used it when she saw my failed art project.
My brother shouted it at me for singing in the shower.
painis
A pain in the ass and a penis having a baby.
My mom said I was her painis.
He got painis'd by his dad.
That kid is the worst painis ever.
painis
A word for penis. Said by a soldier who gets kicked in the balls and screams it.
The soldier screamed, 'Painis!'
He got painis'd in the game.
My brother says painis every time he gets hit.
painis
Something that hurts like hell.
That test was a painis!
Getting yelled at is a painis.
My feet are on fire, it's a painis.
painis
Someone who messes up your plans. Also someone who loves Jesus and makes everything cringe.
He was the painis of my day.
She’s a painis and a holy person.
That guy is a painis, I can’t stand him.
painis
What you yell when your nuts get kicked.
He got kicked in the nuts and yelled 'Painis!'
My friend screamed painis after getting hit.
That was a real painis moment.
painis
A word for penis. Also the butt hole, said by a soldier who gets yelled at.
He said 'Painis!' when he got yelled at.
The soldier’s painis was huge.
She laughed at his painis.
painis
A cupcake monster who says 'I will eat you' and is based on a soldier.
Painis Cupcake ate my homework.
He said 'I am Painis Cupcake!'
That cupcake is the worst painis ever.
paininite
the hard, cruel part of pain that makes you want to scream into a pillow.
My tooth was so bad I screamed into my neighbor's pillow.
The math test made me scream like a banshee in a haunted house.
I had paininite after eating 12 tacos and no pants.
paininite
when pain is so strong it feels like your body is being run over by a garbage truck.
My headache felt like a garbage truck ran over my head.
The burn on my arm was like a garbage truck made of fire.
Paininite hit me when I stepped on a lego with no shoes.
paininite
the worst part of pain that makes you wish you were dead.
My back hurt so much I wished I was already dead.
The pain from the broken bone made me think about being a ghost.
I had paininite after eating 10 tacos and no pants.
paininite
pain so real it feels like your brain is melting in a microwave.
My brain was melting like hot soup in a microwave.
The pain made my brain feel like a gooey mess.
I had paininite after eating 12 tacos, no pants, and a whole lot of regret.
paininite
the solid part of pain that makes you wish your life was a video game with an easy mode.
My pain felt like I was in a video game with no easy mode.
I wanted to press pause on my pain like it was a video game.
Paininite hit me when I ate 12 tacos, no pants, and got yelled at by my mom.
paininassity
A nightmare of agony that makes you want to scream and throw things.
When my mom tried to braid my hair at 3 a. m. and it felt like she was pulling out my brain.
Getting stuck in the middle seat on a plane with a guy who smells like old socks and a dead raccoon.
Eating a whole pizza by yourself while watching your crush date someone else.
paininassity
A situation so bad it feels like you’re being tortured by a sadistic clown with a cheese grater.
Trying to explain why your dog ate your homework while your teacher is staring at you like you just murdered her cat.
Waking up to find your socks missing and your brother wearing them as a hat.
Getting locked in the freezer for 10 minutes because you forgot your password.
paininassity
The worst possible thing that could ever happen, and it’s happening to you right now.
When your phone dies during a thunderstorm and you have no idea where your keys are.
Your best friend tells the whole class you cried in math class and it was totally true.
You spill your coffee on your pants and your boss is watching.
paininassity
A brutal experience that feels like someone kicked you with a brick wrapped in barbed wire.
Trying to balance on one foot while your friend yells your name from the other end of the playground.
Your dad forces you to eat three spoonfuls of green beans before bedtime.
You get stuck in the elevator with the school janitor and he starts talking about mold.
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